General Wolfie S. Pider...1
The name alone should strike fear in the hearts of many, and even make some old women crumple to the ground in fear. This is the biggest, most ginormous, rudest and scariest wolf spider in the history of the planet!!2
It all started the day I went down into the basement. 3
I didn't even think about anything, and went to grab some stuff for upstairs. I don't even remember what it was, because I was too afraid. 4
As I was walking up, I saw him. 5
He was huge, monsturous and very very mean! I poked him with a paintbrush, assuming this giant had fallen. 6
But it was all a trick.7
As soon as I touched him, it leapt from its place, and started moving away. 8
I flipped out, and jumped on the closest chair. 9
As the wolf spider sarted for the door, he called his message:10
"I, General Wolfie S. Pider, now here by call you a threat! Now you will never see the light o' day!" And with that, he scurried off.11
Ever since this frightening, and yes, I guess some would call it 'amusing'. If you were cowards and do not understand the full wrath of General Wolfie S. Pider. But, ever since then, bugs have crawled into this house under Wolfie's command. 12
Some day, if I get over my fear of bugs, I will search for the tyrant again, and call off this whole campeign of death. (for the bugs that is) 13
But until now, I have some conflicts to deal with on Mars...
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