Oh My God, No Way!!!

Dear Journal,1

Sometimes I think my life can suck enough, but I guess God heard my prayers, for I asked for something unusal or funny to happen. And it was sort of an 'omg' but a 'lmbo' (laugh my butt off) moment! 2

So I had to go get papers, and my friends are like 'Bring Chip! Bring Chip!' Chip is my little baby puppy. He was getting good at being potty trained. So I picked up Chipper, and brough him over to my friends house. Apparently, Chipper was afraid of her cat, and he totally freaked out! 3

I'm like 'omg, is this happening?'. I wanted to get it over with, but no sooner did they chant 'Put him down!'. I lowered Chipper to the ground and he slipped out from the door, running around the house panicking. The cat chased him and chased him. 'PICK HIM UP IF YOU SEE HIM!' I hollered to everyone. One of my best friends picked him up, and Chip squirmed in her arms. 4

I smelt a smell, and I looked around and saw Chip. I felt him and he was WET. 'CRAP, HE PEED!' I thought, but no. Apparently, he peed on my friend. 5

'I hate your dog!' She told me, her shirt all wet. 6

'I'm really sorry.' But inside I was cracking up. Everyone smiled at each other, and began cracking up.7

'I think I'm going to go and change my shirt.' She said between laughs.8

'Good idea.' I felt bad, but still, it was an 'omg' moment and a 'lmbo' moment. 9

-Marisalyn13