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So, I decided, because I can, and it's 12:12am, I would write a journal entry. I'm in the process of completing Birthday Wish, but I thought I'd take a break to talk with you all about a very serious subject. A subject so great and triumphant that I felt that no one should be spared from knowing about it. That subject is...*theatrical "dun dun dun" music* Just Juice!!!1

Now, I am talking to you today about Just Juice, mainly because there's an empty popper of it sitting on the desk beside me, but also because it's damn good stuff. It's so juicy, and wet, and tasty... Wait, I just got sidetracked thinking about juicy, wet and tasty things Ok, I'm back to the Just Juice. It comes in many flavours which, if I actually cared enough about this tasty morsel, I would go online and find them all out. Currently, the empty popper is labelled "Pineapple Passion", so i can only guess that the flavour that it was would resemble something of a person, or another fruit, getting passionate with some pineapples. What? No, that's not why it's called that? Oh, well, after consultation with the resident Just Juice expert in this establishment, I have discovered that it is called Pineapple Passion because it is a mixture of pineapple and passionfruit juice... My bad.2

So, this has been my amazingly serious talk with you about Just Juice. The seemingly innocent fruit juice popper filled with sexual innuendoes and naughty "make you giggle like a school girl" subjects. But, it is juicy, wet and tasty... Oops, there I go again.3

Au revoir!