Politican: Proving that even God's weirdest creations can get laid too.

Is there anyone on your friends list you would consider having sex with?
No. Not on storywrite or alljournal at least. Don't know anyone here.1

Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm not a morning person at all. So I'd go with night. 2

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I can't stand sleeping by the wall. Its this weird fear I have that something like a spider will crawl down and onto my head. -_- eeew.3

Pork, beef, or chicken?
As a friend of mine said, "Having sex and eating chicken are the same thing." Its funny hearing this from a virgin.
None. I'm a vegetarian.4

Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Haha I didn't make it. I ended up throwing up on my father's feet.5

Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
It wasn't for money. For a beer lol. I ended up getting the shit kind of BudLight. That's not even real beer!6

Shower or bath?
Shower7

Do you pee in the shower?
Haven't we all? Its just convienent8

Mexican or Chinese?
>.< Chinese for both food and men.9

Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Passive. Agressive is just.....not my thing.10

Do you love someone on your friends list?
Nope. He hasn't got one of these. 11

Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No not really. Only a couple but not in person.12

Love or money?
Love. Fuck money. 13

Credit cards or cash?
Debit!14

Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish was not?
If only you knew....15

Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Camping! Heaven's knows what happens in hotel rooms. Say the maid got lazy and decided to not wash the bed covers and just make the bed as is. You get a suit right after a horny newly wed couple had hours of relentless arobics in that room. You are so happy to go to sleep on the comfy bed. And thanks to that lazy bitch of a maid, you get mono!16

What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Haven't yet.17

Would you shave your entire body -including your head- for money?
Um no.18

Kissed someone of the same sex?
Erm no?19

Had sex in a bathroom?
With your mother ~_~20

Have you ever been in an adult toy store?
Yes, bought a blow up doll too! We had lots of fun! kidding....Although I would like to get a couple blow up dolls and litter them in my school's gym right before a presentation.21

Have you been caught having sex?
With my luck, it probably will happen.22

Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Apparently I'm ugly.23

Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Um....If I posted this on my myspace account? All of them!

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  • Len Shadow
    July 2

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    You would actually consider having sex with someone?! *jawdrop*
    Say no even if you want to. Got that? Say NOOOOO!!!!

    (Again, if it seems I'm nagging don't hate me. If you don't follow this advise and get pregnent or something don't say I didn't warn you.)

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