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Telling someone how to write humour is like telling someone how to move your fingers, you know how, actually telling them is quite hard.
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Verse one: / All this technology, / It's all just rehashes / Of old, used concepts; / ideas pre-perceived. / They insist that it's new, / But don't be deceived. 1 / Pre-chorus:
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The probably completely un-awaited new story by some peoples favourite author DoozerDan!by DoozerDan 3300 words, 113 comments, on May 19 2:35 AM 2008. In Humor, Just plain funny, Parody, Rule breaking, Zombie
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Verse 1 / Walking down this road again, / Just like a thousand time before. / My feet they tread a well-worn path,
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'Well, good news and bad news,' said Pete, as he entered the kitchen next morning.1 / The others were all up now, and breakfast was cooking.2 / 'Well, don't keep us
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Meanwhile in the bridge Charles and John were making little headway in getting Sir Eric's son to do anything for them.1 / Telling Ericsson, as they had discovered his name was, that they would ki
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Deep, so deep you can't see the bottom.
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by DoozerDan 3300 words, 35 comments, on Mar 31 7:41 AM 2008. In Contest entry, Fiction, First person, Humor, Murder, Mystery
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Four minutes later they were alone in the deluxe suite.1 / 'Umm, you look a little on edge, I must say,' commented Charles casually as he flopped onto one of the beds. Which he found, much to his
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Somewhere deep in the airship.1 / John groaned, and sat up. His head throbbed slightly, he felt the back of his head, there was a slight lump. How'd that get there? Oh, he got hit, that was righ
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Pete awoke to the pleasant sensation of a gun being jabbed roughly in his ribs.1 / 'Come on, git up, boss want see you,' said the huge man with the gun, he obviously had more brawn the brain.
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John dreamed.1 / Three little ducks swam happily around the pond. As John watched, the crystal clear water of the pond slowly became murky. Soon it was so dirty that they couldn't swim anymore. '
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Red sky at night, A soldier fights. Red sky in the morning, a Mothers mourning.
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Crash.1 / John's eyes flew open, what was that? He wondered. Looking around the cabin he couldn't see anything. Mainly because it was rather dark and his eyes hadn't adjusted to the darkness yet
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'You slimy son of a sea dog!' screamed Pete. 'How thieving little piece of–' Words failed him. So he stormed up to the very surprised looking man who had been examining John's hand.1 / 'Umm, I th
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Aboard a steamer on which Mary and Douglas resided, things weren't going as smooth as they could either. Douglas found out that he got seasick. 1 / So he was laid out on his bunk feeling sorry
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The next morning found John at the wheel of the tub. He was very tired, having been at it all night. Pete had fallen asleep, hardly surprising that he was still sound asleep, he'd been at the wheel for days without a break th
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There was cheese, and possible some beer... But mainly cheese. I can't remember anything much clearly, 'cept for the cheese... And spinningby DoozerDan 2200 words, 10 comments, on Feb 11 4:35 AM 2008. In Cheese, Contest entry, Humor, Randomness
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Four months ago, in the deep depths of the Atlantic ocean, somewhere not far from Antarctica, was a clan of tiny sea snails, now one day, o
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John opened his eyes slowly, groaned and sat up. He felt stiff, a fact which didn't surprise him much when he realised that he was on the floor, having probably rolled off sometime during the night in the storm.
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'That's your boat?' asked John in bewilderment.1 / 'Aye, that's her, beauty ain't she?' said Pete, pride radiating his voice, 'Bootle, the
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The crowd bustled and shoved their way onto the ship. Trying to get under cover before the rain really set in.
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Captain's log: Star date, 16th of the 3rd, 4037.1 / We'd been orbiting around the star 71,467 of the Nerdy Sector for two weeks, awaitingby DoozerDan 1100 words, 84 comments, on Jan 14 5:35 PM 2008. In First person, Humor, Parody, Sci-fi
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To pee, or not to pee– that is the question:
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Have you ever wondered; what happens to a Hostage in Counter Strike when they are not waiting to be rescued? Find the answers today.
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