ello.............. im bored........................yea..............oh well....................byez.....................
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
- Last seen on Oct 28 10:26 AM. Member since June 27.
- My mood is , and quote is "extremely bored.................".
- I am a woman from Florida (United States)
- I am in the groups Anime Manga Fanatics, Anything Group, Literary Arias, Roleplaying
- I have 33 comments, 6 stories
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Falling down into your arms1100 words, 1 comment, July 15. In Dark, Depressing
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the smiles no longer play at my lips, i no longer walk with a swing in my hips. my heart begs to love someone, but i no longer trust anyone. i cry out for the world to hear, but no-one seems to see the tears. if somehow i die<100 words, 1 comment, June 30
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these wounds are what define my soul by the pain i cant control. as i fade to memories, will u please remember me?<100 words, June 30
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xXx-beLLa-xXx on July 16hey hey
i iwll write more soon I THINK
lol meh is super busy
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