Haruhi suzumiya• Show stories

____BELIEFS____

GOD: YES

MIRACLES: totally

LUV @ 1ST SIGHT: depends

SOUL MATES: no

HEAVEN: yes

HELL: NO

ANGELS: yes

KISSING ON 1ST DATE: no way!

HOROSCOPES: yep

___MY_FUTURE___

WANT KIDS: YES! i want at least one boy. i would also like a girl, but i really want to have a boy

WANT 2 B MARRIED: i guess so. i'm not really sure if i want to get married or not because i havn't had a boyfriend yet. at this point, every boy i have ever meet is a jerk (expect for zach )

FUTURE HOME: pennsylvania, in the town Jim Thorpe. or in somewhere like Maine.

CAR: i want on of those old fashion hippe vans . or a modern van that is purple or deep blue

___WHAT_I_LIKE_IN_GUYS___

HAIR COLOR: any color (not red though)

HAIR LENGTH: mildly long hair, but not too long that it goes under his shoulders

EYE COLOR: blue or green eyes rock!!!!

HUGS OR KISSES: at first, hugs. THEN kissing a month or so after the relationship begins

SHORT OR TALL: tall. i don't want someone who is shorter than me!

EASYGOING OR SERIOUS: easygoing. serious means no fun

ROMANTIC OR SPONTANEOUS: no idea what sontaneous means

PERSONALITY: funny, nice, smartish, and a little bit of a reble (but i want MORE of the nice side)

TROUBLE MAKER OR HESITANT: i do not want someone who hesitats, but not too much of a trouble maker. i want someo e who knows when it is time to quit!

___HAVE_YOU_EVER___

HAD ALCOHOL:  NO

SMOKED: NO

RAN AWAY: i though aboutit when i was 5. when i was stupid!

BEEN WITH SOMEONE: not yet

BROKEN SOMEONES HEART: i don't think so

CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: uh..ya, why wouldn't i

CRIED AT SCHOOL: YES!!!!!! i must have cried a thousand times in elemantary school. and twice in high school

NAMES FOR MY CHILDERN:
 

BOYS:                       GIRLS:

jude                                natalee

gabriel                               coraline

----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~


What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!"
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"
15. Start an Orc sing-along.
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. I don't like number one. so i deleted it.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

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Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL, calling me POOR won't make you rich so why bother?


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P.S. look at this website for all the naruto episodes!

http://www.narutoget.com/

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A girl and a guy were speeding on a motorcycle, going over 90 mph on the road.
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you so much, you know that.
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes failed, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would EVER do this for ANYONE,please put this on your profile!!!

Post this on your profile if you were a fan of Michael Jackson:

MICHAEL JACKSON- Hero, Inventor, Dreamboat
"We will never forg
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You are not alone.

FOR LAUGHS:

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
7. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
8. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
9. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
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