Harlottery• Show stories

-Do you have a little milkmaid uniform?
-Not with me, but obviously I have one at home, and my three-legged stool.
-You'll wanna see a doctor about that.

Taylor Zimmerman? 2 for you! Glenn Coco? 4 for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco! Is there a Cady Heron? 1 for you, Cady Heron. And none for Gretchen Weiners BYE.

Take the past, burn it up and let it go. Carry on, I'm stronger than you'll ever know. That's the deal. You get no respect. You're gonna get yours. You better watch your fucking neck.

Current Obsessionz!
-Michael Jackson. The bass lines in his songs are so addicting.
-Mourning Billy Mays
-GLEE! Oh lord. Doooon't stoppp believiiiin
-Cory Monteith
-Ewan McGregor!!!!! for the millionth time
-Patrick Fugit
-Captain and the Hourglass-Laura Marling
-Sad Jack's Waltz-Mushman
-Spaceman-Mushman
-Terminator Salvation is BEAST
-With A Heavy Heart (I Regret to Inform You)-Does It Offend You, Yeah?
-Boys Don't Cry-Scarlett Johansson
-Relator-Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn
-Ain't No Rest for the Wicked-Cage the Elephant
-Fairytale-Alexander Rybak
-American Idolz Season 8! (Adam! Kris! Kradam!)
-Number 1-Tinchy Stryder & N-Dubz
-Bonkers-Dizzee Rascal
-Poker Face-You Me At Six is also BEAST
-Anything by White Lies
-Love Me Dead-Ludo
-Down the Left Hand Path-Cage
-Cops and Robbers-The Hoosiers
-Heavy Cross-The Gossip
-Monster-The Automatic Automatic
-Various songs by Mr. Hudson
-Star Trek!
-Anticipating Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
-Anticipating New Moon (ew)
-Lemon Meringue Pie Pudding
-Old Sitcom Theme Songs (Come and knock on our dooooor...=])

Musicz!
-MCFLY ARE LIFE
-Franz Ferdinand
-White Lies
-The Kooks
-Bring Me The Horizon
-Arcade Fire
-Fionn Regan
-Johnny Flynn
-Fightstar
-Eighteen Visions
-Papa Roach
-New Kids on the Block IS my past, present, and future (lolol Harry Potter reference lolol)
-You Me At Six
-Nina Simone
-Daddysmilk
-Marius Aasan
-Johnny Cash
-Scarlett Johansson
-Nick Drake
-James Morrison
-Muse
-Gogol Bordello
-Beck
-Sonic Youth
-Josiah Leming
-The Hoosiers
-The Enemy
-Sly & the Family Stone
-Joy Division
-Tears for Fears
-Lily Allen
-Kaiser Chiefs
-Razorlight
-Keane
-The Fratellis
-Juliette & the Licks
-The Hives
-The Strokes
-Innerpartysystem
-Elliot Minor
-Reemer
-Fear of Flying
-The Dodos
-Death Cab for Cutie
-Young Love
-Mr. Hudson & the Library
-Richard Hell & the Voidoids
-Calvin Harris
-Dizzee Rascal
-The Pigeon Detectives
-Hadouken!
-The Spill Canvas
-Otis Redding
-My Architects
-The Ringers
-The Flaming Lips
-Metric
-Matt Costa
-American Idolz Season 7! (only the cool ones that I've touched)
-Too many more, I don't even know

Moviez!
-Driving Lessons
-The Crow
-Moulin Rouge
-Big Fish
-Harry Potterrrrrrrrrz
-Spectacular!
-Star Wars
-Hot Fuzz
-Stay
-Tongan Ninja
-Hot Rod
-Mean Girls
-Control
-Lost in Translation
-Scoop
-Everything is Illuminated
-In Bruges
-I'm Not There
-Match Point
-Vicky Cristina Barcelona
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Shaun of the Dead
-Brokeback Mountain
-Ghost World
-Donnie Darko
-Two Hands
-Monty Python & the Holy Grail
-Eagle VS. Shark
-Anchorman
-Tommy Boy
-Happy Gilmore
-Titanic

TVz!
-Flight of the Conchords!
-SNL
-Desperate Housewives lolol
-Golden Girls
-Fresh Prince
-George Lopez
-The Cosby Show
-Boy Meets World
-Family Guy
-The Sarah Silverman Program
-Almost any game show
-Tennis
-Don't really watch that much TV anyway....so I dunno. Mainly Fresh Prince is my favorite of all time and that is all that is important.

Bookz!
-HARRY POTTER!!! I'm currently reading them all again. On Order of the Phoenix right now.
-Eragon!
-Eldest!
-Brisingr was not a letdown!
-No, don't say it....Twilight series (minus Breaking Dawn) (Eclipse is mah fave)
-Everything is Illuminated
-This is going to be the summer of reading, so hopefully this list gets bigger.