Harleydog134• Show stories

Hi I'm fun, love adventure and animals of all kinds! I like to write, sometimes. Sorry my writing is not the best, I'm just starting! My brother is stevestoner, check out his stuff and my Best Friend is lyricfordummys1, she got so neat stuff too.

My Current FAVORITE song is Fear by Stop Making Friends- But I really like alot, Kerli is really good too, so check my favorites on youtube if your courious

http://www.youtube.com/harleydog134
http://www.youtube.com/K8LiNROCKS

My Current FAVORTE shows are NCIS, Medium, House, The Mentalist, Lie to Me, Samatha Who, Charmed, Flash Point, Numb3rs, Cold Case, Making Feinds, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Ghost Whisperer, Burn Notice, The Listener, Royal Pains, Mental, and Criminal Minds. I think thats it lol

I have lymes disease so I have been suffering for awhile but I'll live = )


My Rules:
-be nice: spred the love, it'll come back to you
-be honest: i love the truth, its what our live revolve round
-make friends: life goes on if you have them or not, its more enjoyible if you have them though
-be yourself: dont hide who you really are, fit in or not, if your not your self, you'll forget who you really are
-i dont rhyme: you can rhyme if you want, but im not into that sorry!


Here is some cool quotes for and from my friends:

(On the phone)
Me: Ow
Allie: What?
Me: I dropped the dicanary on my foot.
Allie: Well then next time don't drop it.
Me: Duh


Mark: "I went, it happened, girl, some person, AHHH!!! boom! then blah blah blah grr."
Me: "What?"
Mark: "I hate you"
Me: "Why?"
Mark: "I dont want to talk about it" *leaves*
Me: "But...oh great"


Me-"Life is a real downer."
Allie-"Whys that?"
Me-"I had to wake up at 8 this morning. *yawn*"
Allie-"Ive been up since 5, couldnt sleep *hyper*"
Me-"You have got to be kidding me."
Allie-"Im a morning person! Sue me!"
Me-"I wouldnt sue you! Just the sun."


Allie-"I have a question, did you really break his finger?"
Me-"Ask Mark and he will tell you the football team did it. If I'm in the room when you ask, good luck understanding him from under his bed."
Allie-"Oh god..."


(Again on the phone)
Allie: I was looking for my dictanary yesterday and I couldn't find it. You wanna know why?
Me: Why?
Allie: Cause I acually put it away!
Me: You know wat I'm going to say now?
Allie: Yup!
Me: You're deadly smart!


Holly-"Whats up?"
Me-"Too much homework, project due next week, and dad's coming in a half hour and I'm not packed."
Holly-"Life's tuff, get a helmet."


Mark-"When life gives you lemons, make lemonaid."
Allie-"Then find the person who's life gave them voka and have a party!"


(on the phone)
Allie: My mom's bringing home KFC. Yummm!
Me: I have a good dinner too. Alyssa's cooking.
Allie: Whats she makin'?
Me: *silence*
Me: I have no clue.


Texts-
Allie: Hey, heard from holly your getting a hair cut
Me: ya just finished
Allie: So whats it look like?
Me: Short and Sweet- so not me


(on the phone)
Allie: My brother's weird.
Me: You think?! Jesus Allie! Even i picked that up!
Allie: *lol*
Me: I mean everyone but you has figured that out!? Well, that sounds mean... It depends on his mood. My brother's the same way...
Allie: *Still Laughing*
Me: ...We should get them together so they can go through mood swings together!


Jess-"If we keep running like this everyday for gym, by the end of the year, we'll be so fit, we'll be drafted into the US army!"
Me-"If we end up in the army, the first place I'll attack would be our gym teacher's house."


Mark-"I'm pretty sure that killing someone on Christmas is a sin!"
Me-"You sure?"
Mark-"YES!"
Me-I'll kill you tomorrow then.


Mark-"I'm seious, if you point up to the sky, without looking at it, and say it's not snowing, it will snow."
Me- "And why's that?"
Mark-"Your wrong about everything!"


"You know what I learned from the dentist? If you want to get your nose pierced numb that side of your mouth at the dentist and then go get it pierced so it numbs your nose and you wont feel it!" ~ Allie


Me-"I hate boys."
Allie-"What happened."
Me-"It wasnt my fault!"
Allie-"What did you do."
Me-"There wasnt THAT much blood...and the doctor said he will heal"
Allie-"What am I going to do with you?"
Me-"You can buy me a soda to start, I've had a long day."


(In the car)
Me-hangs up phone, *sighs* "Life is a highway."
Allie-"I like that song."
Me-"What song?"
Allie-"The one your singing."
Me-"Im not singing. I was just saying that life is like a highway, too much traffic along the way."
Allie-"Wow." * '-' *


Mark-"I need help."
Me-"You're just relizing that now!"
Mark-"Im covered in feathers."
Me-"Like I said."

That's all I can remember for now. There will be more, many more 'cause we always have friends, and they always say stupidly funny things.