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Hey! I'm silly, sassy, crazy, and magile, those are somethings you need to know about me For more info on me, scroll down. I like to write, so be prepared to see my wonderful masterpieces If you're curious about my username's meaning, it's because I'm a light person (for happy) and have a dark side I embrace. This side may be violent and aggresive. I also have messed up teeth so it looks like I have famgs in the front (for vampire). I might not be on THIS site a lot because most of my friends and writing is on AllPoetry, so, check me out there, savvy?

ALL ABOUT ME!!

I like black, but prefer light over dark Confusing? Yes I know, I'm a confusing person. I can be summed up by saying that I'm a crazy, confusing person who acts drunk, but's talented. I find the mind interesting, and I also like freakingit, so be warned! You might end up freaked I also like to say oi and quote from things, *know that* <- quote Here are some of my favs:

Band-30 Seconds to Mars
Person whose job is to sing(male)-Jared Leto
Person whose job is to sing(female)-Amy Lee
Holiday-Halloween or Christmas
Color-Light blue
Offical song-From Yesterday by 30 Seconds to Mars
Music Video-From Yesterday by 30 Seconds to Mars
Best music video-I Stand Alone by Godsmack
Best song-Rockstar by Nickelback
Food-lasanga
Place-Beach
Want 2 go 2-Atlantis, Bahmas and the Luxor in Vegas
Animal-Cat
Store(not online)-American Eagle
Book-Triad
Movie-Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
Actress- Anne Hathaway
Actor-Johnny Depp
T.V. Show-Criss Angel Mindfreak
Video Game-Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess
Shape-Heart
Quote-Screw reality!

I'm on a mission, to help Mr. bunny rule the world! I went to Mak108's page and she requested this. I agree, look at Mr. bunny, copy him and put him on ur page, he's awesome!!

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Now for an AWESOME quiz:

DO THIS ONE BY ONE! DONT LOOK AHEAD! THIS IS LIKE 99.9% TRUE!!

1) Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3)your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more black or white?
6) Name of person of the same sex as you?
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like California or Florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or ocean more?
10) Write down a wish (a realistic one)
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THE ANSWERS
1) You are completely in love with this person.
2) If you chose:
Red- you are alert and your life is full of love.
Black- you are conservative and aggressive.
Green- your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3) If your initial is:
A-K you have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R you try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z you like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4) If you were born in:
Jan-Mar The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-Jun You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec Your love life will not be too great but will eventually find your soul mate.
5) If you choose:
Black- your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White- you will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6) This person is your best friend.
7) This is how many close friends you have in your life time.
8) If you choose:
California- you like adventure.
Florida- you are a laid back person.
9) If you choose:
Lake- you are loyal to your friends and to your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean- You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10) This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR (try them try them try them!)
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.

8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”

15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”


I'm also in the army! well, the Mars army...With this, I close. You got a problem with me, that's ur prblm, not mine. U like me, sweet...

  • Last seen on Oct 17 3:54 PM. Member since October 19, 2008.
  • My mood is , and quote is "careful, i bite!".
  • I am a 13 year old girl from Louisiana (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm drawing, dancing, reading, talking or annoying people.
  • Visit my homepage at allpoetry.com/happy.vampire
  • I have 23 comments, 15 poems, 20 stories

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    Another day will come and bring hope.
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  • Evil-Beach on October 21, 2008
    hae!!! how u getting along??
    if u need any help just ask!!!

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