Girl.wanderer• Show stories

i know to much. Been through to much. And my escape is doing art and dreaming. I’m a big time DREAMER
(If I were a gun, I would bangthehellouttayou)


The only people for me
are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live,
mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
desirous of everything
at the same time,
the ones who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing,
but burn, burn, burn,
like fabulous
yellow roman candles
exploding like spiders
across the stars.
- Jack Kerouac


Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different , which is the same as unique which makes wierd good. If you are wierd and proud of it post this on your profile._


Cause..... She called me to get my phone number. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She also tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She Tried to drown a FISH, She thought a quarterback was a refund. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She studied for a blood test. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. She was driving 2 the airport and when she saw the sign "AIRPORT LEFT" she turned around and went home.

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~*A black woman walks into a resturaunt and orders some food. The waitress, who is white, refuses to serve her, saying she is colored. The woman looked at her and said:

When I was born, I was black.

When I grow up, I'm black.

When I go into the sun, I'm black.

When I'm cold, I'm black.

When I'm scared, I'm black.

When I get sick I'm black.

When I die, I'm still black.

But you,

When you were born, you were pink.

When you grow up, you're white.

When you go in the sun, you're red.

When you're cold, you're blue.

When you're scared, you're yellow.

When you get sick
And, when you die, you're gray.

And you're calling me colored??
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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a
thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
- marilyn monroe<3

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living;
it's a way of looking at life through
the wrong end of a telescope, which is what I do.
And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
[Dr. Seuss]