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Where I Am Right Now:

~I am lost. I have gone to try to find myself. If I get back before I return, please ask me to wait. Thank you!

Good Ideas:

~Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

~Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

~ A diet is when you have to go some length to change your width.

~A day without sunshine is like......night.

~I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 

Think About It:

~If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, and vice-versa, only left-handed people are in their right mind.

~If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out!

~KIDS: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, and the next 16 years telling them to sit down and be quiet.

~If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

~If life isn't a competition, why is it called the human RACE?

Redundant Things:

~Like I said before, I never repeat myself.

~Always remember, you're unique, just like everybody else.

~I can resist everything except temptation.

~I have decided to be indecisive.

Good Questions:

~Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

~Isn't it a little scary that doctors call what they do practice?

~Why is the word abbreviation so long?

AND MY TOP TWO FAVORITE FUNNY SAYINGS:

1. Whoever said nothing id impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. 

2. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, it has a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

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