make me laugh...or cry

I'm looking for stories and poems that can make me laugh or cry. They can be as short as you want, but try to keep them below 2,000 words. if they are a little longer, that's okay, but not by more than a few hundred.

rules:
1. no swearing
2. no erotica(don't know how it would work anyway)
3. if you're writing a new sorry, you can reserve a spot, but try to finish it as soon as possible.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on June 11
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 10, Bronze: 5
  • Final notes:
    sorry it took me so long to judge this, the messages telling me when people entered weren't working. great job to everyone who entered and thanks for entering!

Contest Winners

  1. He's a very literal kinda guy.
    by DoozerDan 800 words, 45 comments, on Oct 17 1:21 AM 2008. In Dialogue, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 293466, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. "Anna." He cried softly. Her eyes twitched. Was she finally coming to? "Anna, please. Don't leave me, you understand?" His voice rose. "ANN
    by Artificial.Smiles. 1100 words, 18 comments, on Feb 21 1:22 AM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. A collection of letters between two lovers who can never be together.
    by Pepper-Reynolds 1300 words, 3 comments, on Jun 5 4:14 PM. In Letters, New found love, Romance, Separation, Tragedy, Young love
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Moonlit Love and Moonlit Love part 2 are mine and I was wondering if that's okay that they are the same. There's also a story in Kyle's POV, so please read it!

  • I'm entering the first part of my story. the first chapter doesn't swear but the second does, but I'm not submitting that. I hope thats okay. If not, DQ me. xD people tell me it makes them laugh, sorry if it doesn't do the same for you.

  • uhh mine has comical swearing, it adds to the humour and stuff... is that ok? Feel free to DQ me if it's not... "UNFINISHED"