Okay. I'm bored. So write me a story!

write me a story of EPIC proportions! Make me laugh, make me cry, heck make me throw my cat though a fricken window. I. DON'T. CARE. WHAT. YOU. WRITE!! Just as long as you write SOMETHING! So here are the dreaded rules!!

1. NO EROTICA WHAT SO EVER!! i mean c'mon, i'm 12 people!

2. no TyPiNg LiKe ThIs.

3. make it more than 500 words please!

4. have fun. if you don't win who cares?

 

i will judge every entry fairly, no one will be ripped off.

 

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?! START WRITING YOU IDIOTS!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on May 23
  • Rewards: Gold: 100
  • Final notes:
    Thankz to everyone who entered my contest! It was fun to read all of your stories. Everyone had a very unique tale to tell me. So thanks once again and I hope everyone had as much fun writing these stories as I did reading them!

Contest Winners

  1. I generally try not to be pressing but1
    by alwaysrockon 400 words, 41 comments, on Apr 21 9:42 PM. In Dark, Horror, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. There was a gate with a sign which said, "Beyond this place there be dragons!".
    by Andy Stephenson 700 words, 83 comments, on Mar 31 12:14 PM 2007. In Dark, Death, Fantasy, Fiction, First person, Horror, Vore
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. “That is it!” screamed my English teacher, Ms Crayne at me. “I have had enough of you and your behaviour. I cannot even teach my class for
    by citcat 900 words, 72 comments, on Jan 18 6:11 AM
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. You liked to watch me do cartwheels. You said you liked the way my hair flew with the movement. 1
    by Olinda 1100 words, 15 comments, on Jan 19 7:45 PM
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Once upon a time, in a kingdom long ago, there was a beautiful princess named Venus. Her mother and father named her after the goddess of
    by Shadow06 5000 words, 21 comments, on May 27 11:11 AM 2008. In Fairytale, Fantasy, Love
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [23]

1 - 23 of 23
  • She sat with her friend under the blooming apple tree, cradled by satin pink blossoms and smooth apple flesh. The two girls were perched on
    by Olinda 1600 words, 21 comments, on May 22 6:38 PM
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Cats hate getting wet.1
    by Olinda 1100 words, 9 comments, on Feb 25 2:40 PM
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Her eyes are colored purple and her cheeks are yellow. Hair green on one side and checkered black and white on the other. Costume ridiculou
    by Olinda 300 words, 10 comments, on Dec 14 8:59 PM 2008. In Emotional, Life
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • My dear princess, what is it you want most in this world?
    by cooliobean13 200 words, 29 comments, on May 22 4:00 PM. In Humor, Love
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The sun shone brightly overhead as Isabel and Lucas sat eating their picnic. Seagulls swooped around their heads, and fishes jumped in the river ahead of them. Isabel turned to Lucas, “Baby,” she started, “I have to go back
    by citcat 600 words, 16 comments, on Apr 25 2:53 AM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • I thought I knew you. 1
    by citcat 500 words, 50 comments, on Feb 8 6:19 AM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • Lost in the mists of antiquity there was an age in the land known as Jun, when dragons and other fantastic beasts walked the earth. Among t
    by graybeard 700 words, 8 comments, on May 5 9:16 PM
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Around six o’clock Mare began the dinner preparations. Sly had yet again been relegated to grill duty in a direct challenge to his feigned
    by JohnnyTruant 2700 words, 2 comments, on May 22 9:48 PM
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • If you don't like hard questions or considering each side of an issue don't read this. Its controversial and might be too much for some peo
    by Writing0Freedom 2200 words, 6 comments, on Mar 21 3:34 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • by Writing0Freedom 1700 words, 6 comments, on Apr 14 9:54 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • "I wish I could say I'll ever forgive you but I won't. I wish I could say that one day my heart will put itself back together- and the shre
    by Writing0Freedom 800 words, 21 comments, on Jan 27 6:31 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • I never stopped needing you -1
    by Writing0Freedom 1200 words, 4 comments, on Mar 31 7:58 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • by Cupcake14 2400 words, 12 comments, on May 19 11:35 AM. In Dark, Fantasy, Horror, Love, Romance, Surreal, Weird
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • Seeing as how I could probably make a life-size fort out of my old prescription bottles, I have reason to believe I am a connoisseur of ant
    by Alice Cambridge 500 words, 30 comments, on May 9 5:45 AM. In Depression, Humor, Life, Nonfiction, Personal, Unedited
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • I saw my friend Joel walking past the field I was on and my mouth dropped open almost to the floor. Poor Joel was hunched over, absolute mi
    by Myryca 2000 words, 13 comments, on Jan 23 4:37 PM. In Contest, Fantasy, Humor, Light reading, Other, Short story
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • I flitted through the night air, if you could call it “flitting.” I’m not a very good flier, in fact I think I might be a terrible flier. I
    by DeathByChocolate 1900 words, 47 comments, on Apr 20 3:49 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • by robert davidson 3500 words, 13 comments, on Apr 17 3:40 PM
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • Read the true story of the embittered Echo, a nymph forever doomed to haunt the world with her repetitive voice... but not for long...
    by Diary-chan 4100 words, 11 comments, on May 9 10:24 AM
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  • Valkyrie silver member
    May 22
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    My entry is truly epic.

  • Hi!

    You should probably put a limit on the number of entries allowed in this contest. You'll likely get more than you want. Just click 'Edit' and change the number of entries allowed. Then click 'Submit contest'.

    Andy

  • Hi Freak!

    Thanks so very much for the silver trophy. I appreciate it. I'm glad my story scared you. I hope you like the story as well.

    Thanks for hosting.

    Andy