Advertise a product

This is going to be a different contest than what you a used to. I want you to make me up a fake advertisment. Write an advertisment script for a product. Pretend its like a real adveritsment you have to write for television.


Try to make it as funny and stupid as possible, as i feel like laughing.
Some products could be:
-deodorant
-lipstick
-toothpaste


Rules:
1. more than 10 words, no more than 1000
2. DoNt WrItE lIkE tHis
3. Suitable items to advertise
4. Have fun


Points will go up when i get more
Just ask me if you want more clearer instructions
Good Luck

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on May 24, 2009
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 20, Bronze: 10, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Thanks everyone for entering. All the entries were excellent and most of them made me laugh! good job

Contest Winners

  1. SexyFine!
    If you don't like it then we won't care!
    by goopmonkey 100 words, 1 comment, on May 23 2:11 PM 2009. In Cheap imitations, Vague humour?
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Deoderant
    by ForgiveAndRemember 100 words, 10 comments, on May 22 3:57 AM 2009
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Wet Dog deodorant
    Have you ever wondered why dogs sniff each others' bottoms?
    Have you ever thought that bitch should come in a bottle?
    by wolfcub 100 words, 5 comments, on May 22 2:51 PM 2009. In Hmm, Humor, Other
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. Tissues!!!
    by Willowleaf- 200 words, 7 comments, on May 22 6:58 AM 2009. In Commercial, Contest, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. Action Bill Action Figure
    Hey kids do you like action?
    by Duke1985 100 words, 3 comments, on May 22 10:36 AM 2009. In Contest entry, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. You Can Depend On It!!!
    by annemarie 200 words, 16 comments, on May 22 5:27 PM 2009. In Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [10]

1 - 10 of 10
  • Toothpicks
    "Come and buy our all new toothpicks!" Hanny Sam said, A famous celeebrity, holding up a new and created toothpick. It had a little spike on the top, like you would use to look for gold. "It reaches better, and you can feel l
    by Foxyn 100 words, 5 comments, on May 22 4:45 AM 2009
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Ultra Voltex
    by SAVAGEshark. 100 words, 4 comments, on May 22 7:38 AM 2009
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Cherry Coke!
    Ever been thirsty on a hot Summer day? Of course you have. Your human. And humans want flavor. I bet your tired of saying, "Pepsi? I want a real drink with a ton more of sugar and flavor!" That's why we've come up with n
    by GuitarBoy96 100 words, 7 comments, on May 22 1:02 PM 2009. In Commercial, Contest, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • The Kangaroo Humiliationator
    Try it, you'll never have kangaroo problems in your house ever again!
    by Starcrafter 400 words, 1 comment, on May 23 5:41 PM 2009. In Commercial, Humor
    • Commented on by judge.

Add a comment

    : Comment: