I Want the Greatest Crap You Can Give Me Contest

Do you know what I want? I want anything. Well, not anything. I want . I want some great crap. Anything. I just want it to be as good as crap. Yeah, that's right. As good as crap. I want it to be amazing. I want action, murder, love, comedy, all of that crap. I want it to be crappy. Crappy good.

Now for those crappy rules.
1. Make the word limit... 50 to 3000. I have a life, people.
2. As I said, I want it crappy good. Not like the worst thing you ever did, but the best thing you ever did.
3. You can use bad words. Heck, use them as much as you want!
4. NO ADULT CONTENT! That's a big one here. I'm 11, people.
5. You MUST be 20 or under. If there's no age on your profile, you're OUT!
6. No STicKy CapS. Do not abuse the shift key.

Ready, set, GO!
*gettowork*

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on May 22
• Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 50, Bronze: 20
• Final notes:
  This was an amazingly crappy contest, and I'm so glad even the ten of you guys decided to enter the crap contest! In order, here are the winners.
  A Broken Doll by***********
  To Rule the World by**********
  One Winged Angle (Poem) by************
  Sorry, guys. I don't know their names yet. Too bad? Oh well, good luck to you all!

Contest Winners

1. A Broken Doll

   I was different that the rest of them; I didn’t care about their foolish schoolyard games or their petty little ABCs.
   

   by elenii 1700 words, 53 comments, on May 18 10:34 AM. In Child, Crime, First person, Horror, Murder
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. To Rule the World...

   by Myra La-Ryn 1400 words, 12 comments, on Sep 3 7:34 PM 2008
   Silver trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
3. One Winged Angel (Poem)

   by Kari 100 words, 11 comments, on May 27 4:39 PM 2007. In
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [8]

• The Blood Alone Remains

  She was learned in many languages, taught to practice propriety and grace. She was born with the powerful strength of delectable beauty. It is a shame her fate was sealed by those with the stamps of life and death. Still, her

  by Atticus Unanimous 2000 words, 3 comments, on May 19 1:17 PM. In Crime, French revolution, Historical fiction, Marie antoinette, Murder, Unedited

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Desert Orphans

  by RunningFromReality 2200 words, 9 comments, on May 31 10:18 PM 2008. In Adventure, Contest, Fiction, Young adult

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Good Day To Die: Part 1

  The first part of A Good Day to Die. Start here for the rebellion to begin.

  by Lithron 2500 words, 11 comments, on Mar 17 12:39 AM. In Action, Adventure, Fiction, Science fiction, Short story, Third person

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• All Mimsy Were the Borogroves

  Allison couldn't imagine why she had felt the need to follow him here. To this mysterious place where she knew no one and everything was un

  by Rainy.Day.Kisses 300 words, 6 comments, on Jun 13 5:17 PM 2008. In Fantasy, Fiction, Other, Weird

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Hamlet soliloquy -rewritten-

  To pee, or not to pee– that is the question:

  by DoozerDan 300 words, 109 comments, on Jan 13 10:29 PM 2008. In , Humor, Soliloquy

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

Comments

• By me, right now

  Adding your comment:
• 
  VelvetWings
  May 20
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  3. You can use bad words. Heck, use them as much as you want!
  4. NO ADULT CONTENT! That's a big one here. I'm 11, people.
• 
  Carina.J.LR
  May 20
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  Can we send a chapter of something if we like it?
• 
  elenii
  May 22
  Edit | Reply
  I'd just like to express my greatest thanks for the gold prize in this contest, I'm thrilled to win because it's only my third trophy! Thank you so much!!