Hey, look...a porcupine!!

Ok, you know those times when there's an uncomfortable silence? When no one has anything to say and everyone feels awkward?

Break it. Write your funniest story to break the uncomfortable silence. Please? Don't leave me in the dark!!!

It can be random, it can be smart, even satire. Make me (the judge of course) laugh!

Rules, sometimes you need them.

1.) No sticky caps (I dOn'T lIkE iT)
2.) keep swearing on the low meter.
3.) No erotica please.

Good luck...and please, no rubber chickens...

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on May 1, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 125, Silver: 75, Bronze: 25, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    Hello, I just want to say thank you for all the marvelous entries and giving me something to laugh about. Congrats to the winners. Also, to those that didn't win, keep up the writing!

    Again, thank you.

Contest Winners

  1. Hospitality
    I never told anyone this, but I was born with a tail. It was green, scaly, and definitely not diaper friendly. No one understood where it had come from, I mean, the rest of me was perfectly normal (some people might say that's debatable), I just had a mon
    by Brent 1100 words, 45 comments, on Mar 13 11:52 PM 2007. In Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. SteinowitzSpace: A Farcical Adventure through the Exciting Worlds of the Internets, and those People who Maintain Them
    A comedic play I wrote about a college student who creates the best social networking website ever... And how it "affects" the world.
    by Xineph 3200 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 5:35 PM 2007
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. A story that is so random, you'd be surprised!
    by Drac 1600 words, 39 comments, on Feb 22 2:51 PM 2007. In Fiction, Humor, Jizzy chrizzy, Monkey, No-bra, Panther, Random
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. Let Me Go!
    by Andy Stephenson 500 words, 74 comments, on Mar 24 7:58 AM 2007. In First person, Humor, Romance, Young adult
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. What Happens in Our Weird World (true story...meaning something like this happens almost every day)
    What Happens In Our Weird World / / Meet Aurora, Bree, Dasha, and Fuzzi. Yes, Fuzzi. They are BEST friends. The four were walking down the chaotic hall of school. Bree was being her gloomy hiss-y self. Aurora was being psychotic and yelling random
    by DuchessAura of Brie 400 words, 10 comments, on Dec 10 10:41 PM 2006. In
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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