Every once in a while, you feel like doing acts of great charity and obliging your lessers. Therefore, apart from my contest Romance, I have decided to host a contest for comedy(Yes, not very original titles, I know). Since this is such a light-hearted contest, I will spare you the trouble of writing anything in your A/N.
For this contest, all kinds of comedy are allowed. Do not worry if it pokes fun at any sensitive issues, charity is blind, therefore I am allowing thee to enter. But at the same time don't go all racist/homophobic/Republican/fundamentalist/loose-guy-with-no-morals on me.
xxxBrownie Pointsxxx
1)Dark comedy
2)Fairytale Parodies
3)Weird/Random(The more characters the better.)
4)1000-2000 word stories(I don't want Greta ate a pig. Greta died. The swine flu's going around, so it cannot be classified as comedy).
5)New stories(especially those written using my prompts)
6)Zombies
7)Before the seventh brownie point could be made, the baker committed suicide. Foul play is suspected.
xxxNo Pointsxxx
1)Bad spelling and grammar.(Jughfh dfgffg gghdf doesn't make any sense, therefore it cannot make me laugh).
2)Those with above 4000 points cannot enter stories.Try to give leeway for the talents of your lessers. If you lose your points in an unexpected StoryMarket crash, they will help you in return(hopefully).
3)I should not have commented on your story before.
4)Fanfics/parodies about other things(Harry Potter is allowed).
Thank you!(P.S. Investigators are needed for the seventh brownie point. Write a new story to join).
For this contest, all kinds of comedy are allowed. Do not worry if it pokes fun at any sensitive issues, charity is blind, therefore I am allowing thee to enter. But at the same time don't go all racist/homophobic/Republican/fundamentalist/loose-guy-with-no-morals on me.
xxxBrownie Pointsxxx
1)Dark comedy
2)Fairytale Parodies
3)Weird/Random(The more characters the better.)
4)1000-2000 word stories(I don't want Greta ate a pig. Greta died. The swine flu's going around, so it cannot be classified as comedy).
5)New stories(especially those written using my prompts)
6)Zombies
7)Before the seventh brownie point could be made, the baker committed suicide. Foul play is suspected.
xxxNo Pointsxxx
1)Bad spelling and grammar.(Jughfh dfgffg gghdf doesn't make any sense, therefore it cannot make me laugh).
2)Those with above 4000 points cannot enter stories.Try to give leeway for the talents of your lessers. If you lose your points in an unexpected StoryMarket crash, they will help you in return(hopefully).
3)I should not have commented on your story before.
4)Fanfics/parodies about other things(Harry Potter is allowed).
Thank you!(P.S. Investigators are needed for the seventh brownie point. Write a new story to join).
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 8
- Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 40, Bronze: 20, Honorable mention: 5 people
- Final notes: Hi!
Thank you for entering my contest!
The winners were
(Gold)Taking Things Literally(And Illogically)
(Silver)Monkey and Chimp: Case Two....The Dead Doctor-Contains Professor Layton and the Curious Village Spoilers
(Bronze)Found In Space:Tense Adventures
Honorable Mentions(in no particular order)
Mother
Colourful Personalities
The Three Little Pigs
Randomocity
Preview for:Sealed with a Kiss
Do check them out!
Contest Winners
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I saw my friend Joel walking past the field I was on and my mouth dropped open almost to the floor. Poor Joel was hunched over, absolute miby Myryca 2000 words, 13 comments, on Jan 23 4:37 PM. In Contest, Fantasy, Humor, Light reading, Other, Short story
Gold trophy winner
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I put the ship into Lemon Alert when the escape pod was docked, in case things went sour. If they got really spicy I’d put it into Chilli Aby DoozerDan 2600 words, 38 comments, on Mar 30 7:51 AM. In Humor, Parody, Science fiction
Bronze trophy winner
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A humorous version of The Three Little Pigs, applied to 1920's gangsters.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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Once upon a time there was a guy named BJ, oh wait were not talking about gay people here.(NOTE: BJ may or may not be gay, he's just my bes• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Honorable mention
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Not sure if this can be classified as comedy; if not feel free to DQ.
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Well, it's my discretion!
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So many stories to pick from. :S Comedy contests are hard. xD But I loves 'em.
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Hmm?
It will be hard to know if people have more than 4,000 points, but I confess that I have well over that. So, I guess I won't be entering this one.
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Andy
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I appreciate your honesty.
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"Try to give leeway for the talents of your lessers"? Really? Interesting. You know, eventually, if we all went with this plan, we'd all have over 4000 points.
Communism only works well in theory; never in practice. 
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I wasn't even thinking of communism when I wrote that down.
It's just that well, when you have so many points, not entering one contest won't do you any harm. You might win double the points in another one.
Though I can understand what you're saying, a bit of competition always does you good.
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I think this is awesome!
Luck to everyone!
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