"Bill, my friend; strange things are afoot at the Circle K."

Hey everyone!

This is the first contest that I've put together, so please bear with me...

I really want to read funny stories. I want to laugh harder than I ever have in my life. Not just "lol" funny, but rolling around in pain on the floor because my stomach hurts to the point of puking from laughing so hard.

Rules/suggestions to live by (where this contest is concerned):

1: I don't have objections to any content really.

2: If you use your wit instead of slap-stick type humor, I will pay more attention.

3: I love to think about a story instead of just read it. So, please let me use my brain!

4: I don't really want chapters from stories, although if it's an exceptionally funny bit, I will not hold it against you.

I think that's about it. I'm not going to put a limit to how long or short the story can be, but please keep in mind that I will have more than one to read...so try to keep it reasonable!

There's space for two honorable mentions along with first, second and third place.

If you have any questions, please, please, please send me a message and I promise that I'll get back to you.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 23, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    Thanks so much for the laughs guys!!!! This contest was a lot of fun and you all gave me some really great entries to read and giggle along to. Congrats to everyone for the excellent job of creating a smile on days that I really one!

Contest Winners

  1. by Seachelle 1200 words, 15 comments, on Mar 6 1:04 AM 2007. In Humor, Special, Teenage
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. by Tigerlilly91 700 words, 35 comments, on Mar 7 8:56 PM 2007
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. by Brent 600 words, 69 comments, on Jan 5 1:43 AM 2007. In Humor, Other
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by Fatjambo 200 words, 8 comments, on Apr 9 3:35 PM 2007. In Dark, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. First chapter of a big chain letter I'm writing. This one parodies the "guy proposes to girl on a cliff" chain letter.
    by Xineph 800 words, 5 comments, on Mar 3 6:29 PM 2007. In Humor, Romance, Short story
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. Bob was staring at the tree, drooling. One eye was more closed than the other, and they were slightly crossed. Nice touch. / “Bob,” the tre
    by Radiance 1400 words, 13 comments, on Apr 10 12:11 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  7. Error: Unable to find finalist item 66355, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  8. Error: Unable to find finalist item 76611, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  9. Hobbes, Susie, and Nick were in Calvin's room, relaxing on the floor, and reading calvin's Captain Napalm comic books. / / When they were 6, Calvin and Susie couldn't stand each other. But now, they're friends ever since Calvin lost Hobbes. I would t
    by Comicfreak1007 1700 words, 10 comments, on Apr 10 5:45 PM 2007. In Calvin and hobbes, Childrens, Comics, Cursed phone, Fan fiction, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [11]

1 - 11 of 11
  • by jtnbuck 200 words, 11 comments, on Mar 29 12:01 PM 2007. In
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • by Trinity Dragon 300 words, 4 comments, on Mar 5 12:15 PM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Way behind your toilet there is a magical germy land where all the toiletries come to life to fight the evil bacteria men. All the toiletries have failed to remain sanitary all except the poopa scoopa. The poopa scoopa lives
    by DemApples 400 words, 15 comments, on Mar 5 8:51 PM 2007. In , Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • "Sarah, Sarah, you have to come and see!" Kathrine cried "Jason is working here, and he is soooo sexy."
    I rolled my eyes, but Kathrine didn't notice. She was too busy oglin
    by Sarah957 100 words, 25 comments, on Jul 13 12:46 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

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  • Radiance
    April 9, 2007
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    Lol! Bill and Ted's Most Excellent Adventure! I love that movie! Classic... Beeth-oven, So-crates... man, that's hilarious!


    • katiefran
      April 9, 2007
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      i know! it's one of my all time favorite movies!

      "we are destined to fail most heineously!"


  • Token Massacre silver member
    April 23, 2007
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    congrats to the winners great job


  • Fatjambo
    April 23, 2007
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    I disagree with some of the winners here. Though I know mine should not have won, because it wasn't particularly intended to be a laugh out loud kind of story.