Hey everyone, today is my twenty first birthday! This is my first birthday away from my parents and I need some happy stories to keep me cheered up. So here is what I am looking for...
Give me a story that will bring a smile to my face. Make me roll on the floor laughing so hard I can't breathe
. In other words, give me your best fun story. 
Rules:
1) NO SWEARING
2) no erotica
3) NOTHING sad or depressing!
4) no more than 600 words
5) NOTHING discusting. No poop or blood or boogies! I don't find that stuff funny
6) ABSOLUTLY NO RELIGION BASHING!!!
BONUS: I have information about me on http://allpoetry.com/Elvenfairy if you can write a story about me, and make it a good one I will give you an extra 500 points! (if you win a trophie I mean)
Give me a story that will bring a smile to my face. Make me roll on the floor laughing so hard I can't breathe
. In other words, give me your best fun story. Rules:
1) NO SWEARING
2) no erotica
3) NOTHING sad or depressing!
4) no more than 600 words
5) NOTHING discusting. No poop or blood or boogies! I don't find that stuff funny
6) ABSOLUTLY NO RELIGION BASHING!!!
BONUS: I have information about me on http://allpoetry.com/Elvenfairy if you can write a story about me, and make it a good one I will give you an extra 500 points! (if you win a trophie I mean)
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 26
- Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: thank you all for your entries into my birthday conetst! I noticed that no one took up my bonus challenge but that is ok, I didn't expect anyone to. Anyways, this was a hard contest to judge, there were so many good entries! Thanks to all of you who enetred, and doubel thanks to those who followed the rules.
Contest Winners
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When I saw an alligator on my ceiling...by ShimmeringMirage 600 words, 14 comments, on Jan 6 3:27 PM. In Essay, First person, Humor, Inspirational, Life, Personal
Silver trophy winner
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It was a beautiful sunlit day there at my house beside the bay, the kind you leave windows open wide, begging sunlight and breeze to come inside. I longed for a glass of pink lemonade and a towel on a rock on the shore in the• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Interesting words...by His.Golden.Eyes 200 words, 1 comment, on Feb 22 9:14 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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I wrote this short little piece when I was remembering a day with my friends.by Rose Hathaway 300 words, 8 comments, on Feb 8 12:56 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [14]
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As the people came into the chapel, there were very few dry eyes. It was James' funeral and Anne had been asked to make a eulogy for him but now she she felt weak in the knees but she felt as if she couldn't let his friendsby annemarie 400 words, 7 comments, on Jan 10 6:04 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The trees flowed past us on either side of the car. Something called “Sunday Night Slow Jams” was playing on the radio. Felecia was silent as she sat in the passenger seat. We had just got through with our first date, and I wby TheDeadMan 500 words, 1 comment, on Feb 23 11:56 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Conner and Erin were peacfully sat by the windowsill, enjoying the late evening sunshine.1 / "Ahh....its so nice to have a peaceful eveningby MoonRoseWolf 400 words, 24 comments, on Mar 13 5:34 AM 2008. In , Characters, Humor, Novel, Starting idea, Unedited• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I was flying to California. My wife was filing for a divorce and she insisted on filing for it in Los Angeles. I'd have to meet with her ra• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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"Brian!" I screamed across the room, he couldn't hear me dang-it. I looked around. There was a bowl of tootsie rolls, I hurled a handful atby SunshineDancer423 1000 words, 9 comments, on Nov 7 4:48 PM 2008. In First person, Inspirational, Life, Love, Sad• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Arthur P. Fenswique (with a silent "i") can't stop transforming things, and its about to get him into trouble.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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So, I have pretty much always had a normal life. A boring, bland, normal life. Then I met her. Sierra Ingrid Ritzon. She insisted I call heby Yeshua 700 words, 26 comments, on Nov 15 12:29 PM 2008. In Action, Adventure, Humor, Random, Science fiction, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Pietro456 600 words, 2 comments, on Feb 24 6:56 PM• Commented on by judge.
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A BRIEF EXISTANCE - AGAIN1 / Words have power. Whoever said: / ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, / but words will never hurt me,’ wasby Tomereader 700 words, 18 comments, on Jun 20 12:39 PM 2008. In Death, Fantasy, First person, Life, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I hope my entry makes you giggle
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Happy Birthday :]
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thanks
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Welcome. Omg you have a kitty in your avatar. No way! I'm cat-mad... I love all cats and cat related animals. Meow meow :] (its talkin to me)
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Would you prefer a cheery, happy-go-lucky story, a gooey happy-ending romance, or a funny/satire/make you laugh story?
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make me laugh in a cheery way
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Happy Birthday, Achu!
Contrary to popular belief, humor is not my strong suit, but I'll give it a go. Bookmarking your contest as we speak.
~Rainy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy b-day! Hope you have an awesome day!
SD423
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Wow, I love cats too! Har har, lol
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Sorry if..
My story isn't really funny per say but I hope it cheers you up. 
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I entered a story I wrote for someone else's birthday on here (for a contest), hopefully you enjoy it. It's a Birthday Mash is the piece. Feel free to DQ if you hate it, I won't blame you. xD
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HAPPY 21ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WOOP WOOP*
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Sorry
My entry is 700 words [A brief existance again] please DQ it if 700 is unacceptable and please accept my apologies for being unable to read word count numbers.
Happy birthday by the way. The first one away from home is a ... strange (for want of a better word) one, but its all part of lifes rich tapestry so have a good one and may you get an abundence of all things good!
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