As in: I just took a gigantic love dump in my pants.
Valentine's Day sucks. Enough said.
I'm getting a divorce. I'm just peachy. Happy fucking Valentine's Day. Meaning: I want anti-love stories. Stories where strange and dark and possibly wanton acts happen to otherwise happy or unhappy couples.
Humor will be appreciated.
Here's kind of, sort of, the basic principle or form of story I want:
This is a true story by the way...
So, my cousin (who's in prison now) took to beating his girlfriend. Every couple of the days, the police would drop by and do their thing. You know how that goes, maybe...Anyway, she wouldn't leave him because some sort of fucked up affection. Their relationship persisted like that for a while. Then, I come home from work one day and, passing his house, I see two police cruisers and an ambulance in his driveway. When I got home I called my grandpa to see what was going on (old people seem to be in on everything). After he told me, I laughed my ass off.
Here's what happened: Apparently, my cousin took a swing at his girl. He drilled her. So, she (one of her better decisions here) goes out on their front porch and gets a tire-iron and as he's coming out the door, she goes ape-shit on him. Totally beats the fuck out of him. Then she left him.
Anyway, that's basically the type of story I want...but...not so depressing in the beginning. Unless you want it to be.
His girlfriend was a pretty cool chick by the way.
And, as always, song prompts:
Used to Love Her by Guns N' Roses
I'm With Stupid by Static-X
Die, Die, my Darling by The Misfits
She's Got Balls by AC/DC
What do you do for money, honey by AC/DC
The Jack by AC/DC
Stories about people/things kicking the shit out of cupid and/or emos would also be appreciated.
Supernatural love stories, ghosts and goblins and clowns and midgets and all those other scary things, would also be appreciated.
Now, why don't you write me a love dump story?
Take a load off while you're at it.
Valentine's Day sucks. Enough said.
I'm getting a divorce. I'm just peachy. Happy fucking Valentine's Day. Meaning: I want anti-love stories. Stories where strange and dark and possibly wanton acts happen to otherwise happy or unhappy couples.
Humor will be appreciated.
Here's kind of, sort of, the basic principle or form of story I want:
This is a true story by the way...
So, my cousin (who's in prison now) took to beating his girlfriend. Every couple of the days, the police would drop by and do their thing. You know how that goes, maybe...Anyway, she wouldn't leave him because some sort of fucked up affection. Their relationship persisted like that for a while. Then, I come home from work one day and, passing his house, I see two police cruisers and an ambulance in his driveway. When I got home I called my grandpa to see what was going on (old people seem to be in on everything). After he told me, I laughed my ass off.
Here's what happened: Apparently, my cousin took a swing at his girl. He drilled her. So, she (one of her better decisions here) goes out on their front porch and gets a tire-iron and as he's coming out the door, she goes ape-shit on him. Totally beats the fuck out of him. Then she left him.
Anyway, that's basically the type of story I want...but...not so depressing in the beginning. Unless you want it to be.
His girlfriend was a pretty cool chick by the way.
And, as always, song prompts:
Used to Love Her by Guns N' Roses
I'm With Stupid by Static-X
Die, Die, my Darling by The Misfits
She's Got Balls by AC/DC
What do you do for money, honey by AC/DC
The Jack by AC/DC
Stories about people/things kicking the shit out of cupid and/or emos would also be appreciated.
Supernatural love stories, ghosts and goblins and clowns and midgets and all those other scary things, would also be appreciated.
Now, why don't you write me a love dump story?
Take a load off while you're at it.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on March 7
- Rewards: Gold: 125, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
- Final notes: Sorry for taking so long in judging this. I was a little distracted, but mostly just lazy.
Anyway, thanks for entering and all that other contest holder crap.
The winner in this was quite a good story. Some of it cracked me up. It was that same laughter I sometimes broke into while reading the Bell Jar. So...you guys might want to check it out.
Anyway (again), I hope to see you all in my next contest.
Contest Winners
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I resist and push him away most of the night. I wonder if he's even aware of doing it. There is no escape in the morning, I realise, as he finds my lips and kisses me. There I go again in another sojourn of pretence that will• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Was her walk in the rain worth it?by HoneyAngel 1100 words, 11 comments, on Jan 6 7:49 PM 2008. In Fiction, Love, Pain, Personal, Sad, Short story, Third• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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It's the year 1625. Alec and Elizabeth are both trialed for being something they're not and fall in love.by His.Golden.Eyes 1000 words, 11 comments, on Feb 21 9:07 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I wonder why, of all the people in this universe, why in the world did it have to be me? Pity and self-sorrow won’t do me any good, yet itby seclusion 1400 words, 5 comments, on Jan 11 1:35 AM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Anne the Brave tries to clear her beloved's name of treason in a one syllable story.by ShimmeringMirage 500 words, 9 comments, on Feb 26 6:40 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Just threw in an old one, might write something new later.
Enjoy.
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Ha! The first and quite possibly the only entry! Awesome.
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Hopefully it's twisted enough for you. I suspect it might not be, but meh.
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Yep...I set the bar pretty high don't I?
*saunters around proudly*
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*laughs* Just my sort of Valentine's contest...
'Stories about people/things kicking the shit out of cupid and/or emos would also be appreciated.'
Wish there were more stoires like that - nothing like giving an emo a good reason to cry.
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You're supposed to hug an emo! That way they can look at you weird and then they don't suspect it when you kick their arse.
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I hate valentine's too! I like this contest... the story towards the end is hilarious.. Old people are into things I completely agree!!!
Although- saying all emos have no reason to be hurting- is stereotyping and pretty awful- I don't believe in judging other peoples pain and different things affect different people differently -
This is my kind of contest! Can't wait to enter whoo-ha-ha!
*evil Joker laugh*
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ain't that the truth?
"(old people seem to be in on everything)"
I know exactly what you mean - they are in on everything! I don't know how or why
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