HEY KIDS!!! RAWR!!!!! I WANT SOMETHING TO READ!!!! AND YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME!!!
OR I KEEL YOU!!!!!
Okay, seriously though, write something, I don't care what, make it fantastical, make it dark, make it funny, just MAKE ME LAUGH! That's all you have to do, as long as it is REALLY hilarious, awesome and.... There is only one word I can use here.... UBERMONDOSPAZZYRIFFIC TO THE TEN-FINITEITH POWER!!! YAH!!!! WRITE ME SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!!
This contest is all or nothing, you either win, or you don't.
I'll add more points when I see that more people are joining ^^
Okay, so I lied, there are a few things you should abide by, if you want to win that is.
1. NO FREAKIN' STICKY CAPS!!!! I made that mistake once.... but only once....
2. Don't put erotica unless it is FUNNY!! PLEASE!! I DONT WANT TO READ IT UNLESS IT'S FUNNY! ...I don't exactly know what would make it funny but.... THE POINT OF THIS CONTEST IS TO MAKE ME LAUGH! GRAWR!
3. A list of words that should be put in, 3 at the least.
That is, if you want to be able to win...
This list includes:
Spastic
Spaz
Beast
Noob
Spazzerific
RAWR
Twit
Hyperbole
LMAONADE
ROFLBURGER
Wally World
Warheads!
ZOMBIE
...
Anywho
Anyway
Wicked
Spazmatic
DOOM!!
Spontenaeity
Random
MUHAHA
Slubberdegullion
Sewiously (not a typo)
Edjamacation
Bwahaha
Kinky!!
The more you use, the more brownie points you have with me!! As long as you use them well, that is ^^
4. A list of phrases that should be put in, 2 at the least.
That is, if you want to be able to win...
As of now, this list includes:
I pity the fool!
Your mom!
Bite me!
IT'S OVER 9000!
I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZORZ!
Look what I can do!
Look, Ma! No Hands!
Don't'cha wish your girlfirend was hot like this?
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar!
blah blah blah
UBERMONDOSPAZZERIFIC TO THE TENFINITIETH POWER
LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
That's what she said...
Plx help mw!!1! I be n008zors!!1!1!!1!
I'M BACK FROM THE FUTURE!
I'm ya fatha, foo'
Of DOOM!!!
Before that random interlude...
Oh my god I'm on fire!
Holy [word of choice] Batman! It's a [word of choice]
Avada Ke- something or other...
FOR THE WIN
EPIC PHAILURE
OF DOOM, DEATH, AND AGONY!
Dot dot dot...
It'sa me, Mario!
FALCAWN PAWNCH!
Riggety Roll!
Play that funky music white boy!
In Soviet Russia...
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Pardon my French
The more you use, the more brownie points you have with me!! As long as you use them well, that is ^^
5. GO AND WRITE MY EVIL DEMONIC MINIONS OF DOOM AND HILARITY!!! WRITE ME SOMETHING GREAT!!!! AND BE SPAZZERIFIC!!!!
This contest is, as of now, open indefinitely, so, it probably won't be closed for some time.... That means you have quite a bit of time to, unless procrastination harbors itself upon your mind, ADD THIS CRAP TO YOUR STORIES!!!!
-CAMO-
OR I KEEL YOU!!!!!
Okay, seriously though, write something, I don't care what, make it fantastical, make it dark, make it funny, just MAKE ME LAUGH! That's all you have to do, as long as it is REALLY hilarious, awesome and.... There is only one word I can use here.... UBERMONDOSPAZZYRIFFIC TO THE TEN-FINITEITH POWER!!! YAH!!!! WRITE ME SOMETHING!!! PLEASE!!!!
This contest is all or nothing, you either win, or you don't.
I'll add more points when I see that more people are joining ^^
Okay, so I lied, there are a few things you should abide by, if you want to win that is.
1. NO FREAKIN' STICKY CAPS!!!! I made that mistake once.... but only once....
2. Don't put erotica unless it is FUNNY!! PLEASE!! I DONT WANT TO READ IT UNLESS IT'S FUNNY! ...I don't exactly know what would make it funny but.... THE POINT OF THIS CONTEST IS TO MAKE ME LAUGH! GRAWR!
3. A list of words that should be put in, 3 at the least.
That is, if you want to be able to win...
This list includes:
Spastic
Spaz
Beast
Noob
Spazzerific
RAWR
Twit
Hyperbole
LMAONADE
ROFLBURGER
Wally World
Warheads!
ZOMBIE
...
Anywho
Anyway
Wicked
Spazmatic
DOOM!!
Spontenaeity
Random
MUHAHA
Slubberdegullion
Sewiously (not a typo)
Edjamacation
Bwahaha
Kinky!!
The more you use, the more brownie points you have with me!! As long as you use them well, that is ^^
4. A list of phrases that should be put in, 2 at the least.
That is, if you want to be able to win...
As of now, this list includes:
I pity the fool!
Your mom!
Bite me!
IT'S OVER 9000!
I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZORZ!
Look what I can do!
Look, Ma! No Hands!
Don't'cha wish your girlfirend was hot like this?
If I'm just bad news, then you're a liar!
blah blah blah
UBERMONDOSPAZZERIFIC TO THE TENFINITIETH POWER
LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
That's what she said...
Plx help mw!!1! I be n008zors!!1!1!!1!
I'M BACK FROM THE FUTURE!
I'm ya fatha, foo'
Of DOOM!!!
Before that random interlude...
Oh my god I'm on fire!
Holy [word of choice] Batman! It's a [word of choice]
Avada Ke- something or other...
FOR THE WIN
EPIC PHAILURE
OF DOOM, DEATH, AND AGONY!
Dot dot dot...
It'sa me, Mario!
FALCAWN PAWNCH!
Riggety Roll!
Play that funky music white boy!
In Soviet Russia...
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
Pardon my French
The more you use, the more brownie points you have with me!! As long as you use them well, that is ^^
5. GO AND WRITE MY EVIL DEMONIC MINIONS OF DOOM AND HILARITY!!! WRITE ME SOMETHING GREAT!!!! AND BE SPAZZERIFIC!!!!
This contest is, as of now, open indefinitely, so, it probably won't be closed for some time.... That means you have quite a bit of time to, unless procrastination harbors itself upon your mind, ADD THIS CRAP TO YOUR STORIES!!!!
-CAMO-
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 20
- Rewards: Gold: 1000
- Final notes: So... This contest turned out decently.. There were many good entries, many... Not so good ones, and even a few bad. The good thing about having fifty five entries is this: I can stay honest and offend no one.
Anyway, I'm sorry about the procrastination with judging , and sorry for not having the points left for honerable mentions, 'cause many of you deserved it.
Thanks to all of you for entering,
CAMO
Contest Winners
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In a time where the national anthem in Soviet Russia was Don't'cha, by the Pussycat Dolls, but the presidents only had to sing the "Don't'cha wish your girlfirend was hot like this?" part, there lived two very ordinary childr• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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Irony: the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning.1by Dawn Bon 200 words, 5 comments, on Jan 20 12:46 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Once upon a time, there was a . Every night he had the same routine. He would pet his , he would sing a few 's, and then finally check hisby Dawn Bon 300 words, 10 comments, on Dec 11 3:58 PM 2008. In• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Hillarious facts, all of them are real!!!by XxXDreamWeaverXxX 600 words, 26 comments, on Oct 28 4:52 AM 2008. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Once upon a time a long way away there was a girl. She was just a little baby and her parents cherished her with all her heart. But there was something terribly wrong. A wicked fairy visited the baby [Princess Aurora] and wasby Dawn Bon 1100 words, 2 comments, on Oct 23 11:37 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Carnal Knowledge / / There is on the whole, without any question of a doubt, no subject upon the school curriculum, which spread more amusby The Racing Snake 1200 words, 50 comments, on May 16 8:03 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by The Racing Snake 1400 words, 32 comments, on Oct 4 5:47 AM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Arthur P. Fenswique (with a silent "i") can't stop transforming things, and its about to get him into trouble.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by XxXDreamWeaverXxX 700 words, 74 comments, on Oct 28 4:55 AM 2008. In Dark, Fantasy, Hope, Inspirational, Life, Pain, Personal, Short story, Vampire• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by neutraltint 300 words, 2 comments, on Feb 4 4:35 PM. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Sipping the fragrant herbal tea, Jenny's gaze was riveted on Auntie Mary's face ...by Bernice DeLucchi 1300 words, 15 comments, on Oct 21 5:20 AM 2008. In Dark fiction• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I am aSpastic Spaz the sex Beast,. I beat all Noobs and My life is1
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OK, first things first, GO CUBS! Okay thats over with, so yeah, you wanna know the story of root beer, well, I'll tell ya, under one condition. Go to Starbucks (not caribou, or any other pooey coffee shop) and buy me a frapp• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I was mad, I did something I regret very much. I killed my sisters boyfriend. This is ow it happened. I love my sister very much, and I couldn't stand to see her get hurt, but me, myself hurting her is something I can't see.by powerpuffs 200 words, 6 comments, on Mar 24 9:23 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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piggies are cute when they brush their cutesy widdle teeth!by WhiteHorse17 900 words, 14 comments, on Mar 30 7:15 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by The Racing Snake 1200 words, 3 comments, on Mar 30 9:05 AM. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Beating the Bush: A Short Biography1 / George W Bush is a name that no one is going to forget in a while especially people living in Iraq a• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Bob was just a magical, fat, corndog child. When he tripped on a rock, his whole life changed.by Marissa130 500 words, 2 comments, on May 5 10:24 PM. In Childrens, Contest, Fantasy, Humor, Inspirational, Other, Personal, Short story• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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There was once a purple dog. He loved to eat corn on the cob. But one day there came a squirrel that wanted some of his corn.1
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"Idle hands? Then come shake hands with the Devil......Doc!!!".1by Sans Titre 1900 words, 2 comments, on May 3 7:03 PM. In Dark, Fantasy, Hmm, Horror, Humor, Inspirational, Science fiction• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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My name is Karl Martin I have a record of bad luck, horrific accidents, serious memory loss, ADD, and the occasional possession of a spiritby MusicOfTheNight9 1200 words, 4 comments, on Jul 20 2:20 PM. In Contest, First person, Humor, Job interviews, Pretty stupid, We• Viewed by judge.
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Cammissioner's funny story contest. :] [WARNING: RANDOM AND I CANT HELP IT!by sabertooth shay 300 words, on Jul 20 11:29 PM• Viewed by judge.
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Have you ever had a bat in your house? I have and let me tell you the joy of trying to remove the little winged rodent. First of all you sh• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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The last great Clock shop lied inside the 3rd largest city, in the 3rd world from the sun, The 3rd sun in the Solar system, and the third solar system in the galaxy! The third Galaxy in the universe and the Third universe in• Viewed by judge.
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Batman and Superman on a double date.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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A sweet and short story about a girl who can not control what she's saying.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by idajellybean 500 words, 2 comments, on Sep 24 3:43 AM. In Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Other, Young adult• Viewed by judge.
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Have you ever been to those really long, really boring movies? I have, and if you are anything like me, you'll want out. Soon. Though, whatby KrazywithaK 400 words, 1 comment, on Sep 6 8:06 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Morning traffic. It sucks. I banged my head against the steering wheel in exasperation, wishing it would move and cursing myself for not leby KrazywithaK 100 words, 7 comments, on Sep 4 2:53 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by KrazywithaK 5600 words, 4 comments, on Sep 14 3:12 PM. In Humor, Laughter, Life, Love, Young adult• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Arab highjackers attempt to be the first middle-easterners to make it into space. So they decide to hijack a 747 and try their best to flyby Kay Novinsky 2700 words, 2 comments, on Sep 1 2:52 AM. In Crime, Dark, Fiction, Humor, Short story• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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I run vigorously, dodging the trees and water around me. I don't know why I'm running, but for some reason, I feel like I'm being chased. Nby andhearts. ox 300 words, 4 comments, on Aug 7 10:54 AM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Otay. For a end of the year seventh grade feild trip our grade went to Bush Gardens!! I was bored and thought it would be super funny if Iby Tashabambam 1100 words, 5 comments, on Jul 30 10:48 AM 2007. In Bush gardens, Humor, Other, Tasha• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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I DID NOT! (please no)1by Melissa HoneyBee 200 words, 1 comment, on May 14 9:01 AM. In Humor, Lots and lots of swearing pleas• Viewed by judge.
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Where's the picture, twit??
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I donno... I added it to teh thing and when I go to edit, it's there btu it wont show up... gosh darnit
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IT FINALLY SHOWS UP!!! RAHAHAHAWR!!!
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>.> Give me that freaking list. I wanna write a new one for this.
-huggles-
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This list sucks compared to the last one, hope you enjoy ^^
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Ooh looks cool...I'll check back later when you have the list...
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Ive got a list now ^^ or part of one
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*bangs her head against the wall*
Oh Fah-shizz!
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You put the words 'Spaz' and 'Spastic', I did use these in the first draft of my writing, but when I defined them in the dictionary, they were shown as offensive words, so I did not use them.
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I can't blame you for wanting to be un-offensive I guess, but I assure you, my version (and the popular version) aren't the offensive ones. Do what you must ^^
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Dammit, my eyesight again! I missed the phrases bit out, now I have no chance of winning
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Be prepared for the axe. I mentioned it clearly in my story that those who do not comment will be left searching for their necks. COMMENT!
(Sorry if you found it
, but it's not like 100 people comment on the damn thing everday)
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yeah, I totally didnt comment for the fact that I wanted to see what it was you would do to the non comentors XD
I guess I /might/ go comment XD
but tonight
after I get home
XD
WAIT FOR YOUR COMMENTS LIKE THE REST OF US!
XDD
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do we really have to add those phrases and words?
i have a story that will prolly make you laught, but, it would be ruined by those cliche phrases/words. -
I say 'anywho' all the time, seriously!
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Hmm. You're making the most of this contest. This has been going on since I joined in April 2008 :\
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