HI PEOPLEZ!! THIS IS MARU MARU'S FIRST CONTEST!!! AND GUESS WHAT?!?! I LOVE CPAS LOCK!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Okay, so in this contest I want you to write me a totally random, funny, crazy story. Absolutely random. Like, with things that don't make sense. If you want some examples, check out the two stories I made for others contest like this:
http://storywrite.com/story/236360
http://storywrite.com/story/234632
I absolutely LOVE random stories like this. I wanna pee my pants laughing. So just write something totally random down, even if you think it's stupid cuz a lot of the time the stupid things are the most funny. But make sure I can understand it. Now, RULEZ!!!
1. Make sure I can understand it and try to use your best grammar and spelling.
2. No gay/lesbian/bi bashing.
3. No God bashing either.
4. Try to keep it short. I don't want it over 1,000 words unless it's seriously funny.
5. Hmmm, I want you to have either a squirrel, a cat, a flying chicken-poodle, or a unicorn in it. X3
Okay, seeing as quite a few people have disregarded this rule, it is no longer neccessary. HOWEVER, you'll have a better chance if you include one of these creatures ^_^
7. To make sure you read all the rulez, in your author notes you must put what color you would want stop signs to be if they weren't red. XD Oh, and put your username, please, unless you would prefer to keep it secret.
8. Make me laugh like a seven day old egg on a boat of pigs and chocolate bunnies!! (I have no idea what I just said XD)
9. Didja notice I skipped number 6? XD
10. Uh.....have FUN!!!! Oh, and if you're wondering about the picture, the purple dude did it. XD
Okay, so in this contest I want you to write me a totally random, funny, crazy story. Absolutely random. Like, with things that don't make sense. If you want some examples, check out the two stories I made for others contest like this:
http://storywrite.com/story/236360
http://storywrite.com/story/234632
I absolutely LOVE random stories like this. I wanna pee my pants laughing. So just write something totally random down, even if you think it's stupid cuz a lot of the time the stupid things are the most funny. But make sure I can understand it. Now, RULEZ!!!
1. Make sure I can understand it and try to use your best grammar and spelling.
2. No gay/lesbian/bi bashing.
3. No God bashing either.
4. Try to keep it short. I don't want it over 1,000 words unless it's seriously funny.
5. Hmmm, I want you to have either a squirrel, a cat, a flying chicken-poodle, or a unicorn in it. X3
Okay, seeing as quite a few people have disregarded this rule, it is no longer neccessary. HOWEVER, you'll have a better chance if you include one of these creatures ^_^7. To make sure you read all the rulez, in your author notes you must put what color you would want stop signs to be if they weren't red. XD Oh, and put your username, please, unless you would prefer to keep it secret.
8. Make me laugh like a seven day old egg on a boat of pigs and chocolate bunnies!! (I have no idea what I just said XD)
9. Didja notice I skipped number 6? XD
10. Uh.....have FUN!!!! Oh, and if you're wondering about the picture, the purple dude did it. XD
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on February 4
- Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 50, Bronze: 25, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Contest judged by moderator based on placement already done by host
Contest Winners
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A bunch of characters go on a tour of America and learn about their wierd ways.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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What happens when the Temonator, the two unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn, Snow White, and Harry potter rin into each other?by SweeneyTodd-girl 300 words, 7 comments, on Dec 19 10:04 PM 2008. In Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Short story, Strange, Third person, Tragedy, Weird
Bronze trophy winner
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Once upon a time there was a donkey named Dipstick and he thought his name was Lipstick and no one knew he was really a girl. One day, as Pby Midnight-Engaged 300 words, 17 comments, on Nov 2 2:28 PM 2008. In Adventure, Charlie the unicorn, Fiction, Humor, Strange, Weird
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THIS IS A RANDOM HALF TRUE AND HALF FAKEISH SO....1
by kitigrl-sparkloholic 400 words, 6 comments, on Dec 20 1:18 AM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
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Once upon a time, Didge the fly flew into a teal cottage and landed on a plate. He looked at the plate and then flew away saying, "my what a yellow plate"
Snow White heard this and sang to the fly, who immediately died.by Alyana 300 words, 1 comment, on Dec 20 1:20 PM 2008• Commented on by judge. -
"helo sir." i said as i walked down the side of the classroom. 1by georgiaz 100 words, 1 comment, on Dec 20 10:50 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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So there I was, minding my own business, when this cat walks by and he's like, "Sup broseph."1
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by RxxSpiritWolfxxJ 700 words, 33 comments, on Apr 17 11:33 PM 2008. In Bushy humor, Humor, Interview, Slightly adult, Spoof• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There was once a random knight called Sir Random Robin. He would do the most random things, like cut himself on his sword to see if it was• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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If I Died Right Now, What Would You Say? A Humorous Take On Things ...by RxxSpiritWolfxxJ 100 words, 26 comments, on Dec 13 7:10 AM 2008• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Cheese is goooooooooooood!!!!by SweeneyTodd-girl 100 words, 7 comments, on Aug 27 11:38 AM 2008. In First person, Humor, Personal, Random, Short story, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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One day Martin the squirrel was walking home from work, which for him was organising birthday parties for little kids.1by Moo5 200 words, 1 comment, on Dec 21 12:42 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Conner and Erin were peacfully sat by the windowsill, enjoying the late evening sunshine.1 / "Ahh....its so nice to have a peaceful eveningby MoonRoseWolf 400 words, 24 comments, on Mar 13 5:34 AM 2008. In , Characters, Humor, Novel, Starting idea, Unedited• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Totally random story about Hoofgoogle and Juicebox.• Commented on by judge.
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Beware of the Unicorn of Doom. DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!!!by laughoholic 300 words, 4 comments, on Dec 24 12:58 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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by Le Selene Est Beau 600 words, 4 comments, on Dec 25 7:17 PM 2008• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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There is a bag of chips1by imaginaryfriendsrock 300 words, 1 comment, on Dec 28 12:22 PM 2008• Viewed by judge.
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Ooh. I'm not good at random stories. But I'll give it a shot.
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OKAY!!! X3 Have fun!!
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WTF? 225? ONE PERSON? O.O
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XD Hey, it was supposed to be 999 per one person!!! XD LOL And the contest closes after 20 entries XD
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Sooooo. Is it just me, or are there two same contests of this out there?
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Somehow I accidently posted this contest twice....>_<
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Or...did you?
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I want you to have either a squirrel, a cat, a flying chicken-poodle, or a unicorn in it.
Really?
Gee.
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its weirdly hard to beleive that i had a prewrite that miraculously fit the guidelines- and has a SQUIRREL-CAT!!!!
oh- and i entered it in another contest that you entered too... weeeeirrd....
MUAHAHAH (evil laff of dooooom)
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