Too Good to be True

I'm going to make this pretty simple. I'm looking for mushy, lovey dovey, Mary Sue kind of stuff because I could use a good laugh. So I've come up with a few prompts, and I want you to fulfill one of them!

So here they are:

1)Mary Sue all the way! I want you to submit a story based around a complete and total Mary Sue. Make it funny, make it dumb, make it...way too good to be true. For help, if you want, you can see "The Official Mary Sue Manual" at: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1440163/1/The_Official_Mary_Sue_Manual You see, Mary Sues are just all around funny and...too good to be true!

2)Sugarcoated mushy goodness! I want a love story that's absolutely the cheesiest thing possible. Gay love, straight love, anything goes. Just make it extremely cheesy, and simply...too good to be true!

3)It's perfection, not deception! I want a story that's completely...perfect. One where it's mushy, and sweet, and everyone is perfect. Everyone is a Mary Sue. Everyone lives happily ever after. I want happiness and cheer, just...completely happy go lucky people in some sort of stupid happy plot twist! After all it'd be...too good to be true!

4)Parody is as parody does. Give me a parody. Of anything you want, be it a song, an artist, a polotician, a song, a movie...anything. Make sure you give credit to the idea you're making fun of in your A/N, though. I don't want anyone getting sued! Just make it funny and laughable and try hard not to bash anyone WAY too much.

5)Sex gone wrong. I figured this would be a good one...I want some parodyesque sex scenes. You can either submit one, or multiple within the same story as long as you separate them. What I basically want from this is scenerios where sex goes wrong. Lines people say that ruin the moment, stupid stuff that would make you laugh and that turns the whole sexual moment completely and totally awkward. If you want some lines to inspire you for this one, you can always check this out: http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/sex.html It's like...something hot and steamy, and then BAM! They had to realize it was too good to be true.

6)Creepy picture inspires good fun. You see that picture up there? You know, the one at the top? I'm looking for a stupid funny story inspired by that. For example: people come upon this stupid old man laughing extremely hard and go through a bunch of weird stuff to figure out why, and when they finally figure it out...it's just a stupid joke that isn't even really that funny, thus making it funny. I just want something funny that's picture related, and yes...you can use my example if you want.





----MORE PROMPTS MAY BE ADDED-----


!!!!!!!!!!!BONUS POINTS:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonus points for using the joke:
Person 1: What kind of B's make milk?
Person 2: I don't know, what?
Person 1: BOOBIES!
hahaha It makes me giggle. If you incorporate that in your story, I will love it forever, and you will get mucho kudos and bonus points!!!! ^_^






***THE RULES***
1)nO tYpInG lIkE dIs or you'll get an automatic DQ. No questions asked.

2)Nothing above 5000 words or automatic DQ.

3)Be a nice contestant and comment on at least one other entry!

4)Please put your option number and the first sentence ONLY I wrote after each number in the A/N or summary preview!

5)If you read these rules, make sure you put "and she will be loved" in your A/N or your summary preview. I'll warn you once, and if it doesn't change it'll be a DQ.














Good luck to everyone! I give you my best! I can't wait to see what happens! I could use a really good laugh, so try your best! And best of luck to all!




*-*-*-*SIDE NOTE: More points will hopefully be added as I gain them, and that's a promise! I'm working on it right now....and again, good luck!*-*-*-*