I can't help it; I need to make another contest.
This time I'm hungry, so please share with me your stories about food! I want to smell it, I want to taste it, I want my belly to rumble while I read its delectable description!
I don't want to read about some dude who does a bunch of stuff and spends two sentences eating a burger. No. My appetite craves more sustenance than that.
Give me desserts, give me fruits, give me brains, give me racks of lamb dripping with juices! Give it to us raw and wrrrrrrrriggling!
Make it sizzle, make it fry, make it ooze and drip!
Just make it food. If blood's all you got, that doesn't cut it in my book; that's a beverage, folks, and with all that liquid consumption, I'd imagine that vampires spend most of their time trotting to the bathroom.
So please none of the bloodsucking for this contest.
Rules to Enter By:
1. Proper spelling/grammar/punctuation please. This means no chatspeak.
2. Upper word limit is 5000; if you have a well-done food story that's longer, message me about it first.
3. Keep any swearing in line with the story plot.
4. Food and sex sometimes mix appetizingly; tasteful (haha, get it?)erotica is allowed. Please no gay/lesbian though; not my thing.
5. Expect a comment. I like to comment.
6. There is no rule six.
7. Points will go up as I get the good stuff!
8. If you desire a prompt, message me and I'll give you one. Please make sure the prompt is in your AN if you choose one.
Thanks to you all in advance; I expect a veritable feast, and I'll be sure to burp--I mean comment--for every entry.
This time I'm hungry, so please share with me your stories about food! I want to smell it, I want to taste it, I want my belly to rumble while I read its delectable description!
I don't want to read about some dude who does a bunch of stuff and spends two sentences eating a burger. No. My appetite craves more sustenance than that.
Give me desserts, give me fruits, give me brains, give me racks of lamb dripping with juices! Give it to us raw and wrrrrrrrriggling!
Make it sizzle, make it fry, make it ooze and drip!
Just make it food. If blood's all you got, that doesn't cut it in my book; that's a beverage, folks, and with all that liquid consumption, I'd imagine that vampires spend most of their time trotting to the bathroom.
So please none of the bloodsucking for this contest.Rules to Enter By:
1. Proper spelling/grammar/punctuation please. This means no chatspeak.
2. Upper word limit is 5000; if you have a well-done food story that's longer, message me about it first.
3. Keep any swearing in line with the story plot.
4. Food and sex sometimes mix appetizingly; tasteful (haha, get it?)erotica is allowed. Please no gay/lesbian though; not my thing.
5. Expect a comment. I like to comment.
6. There is no rule six.
7. Points will go up as I get the good stuff!
8. If you desire a prompt, message me and I'll give you one. Please make sure the prompt is in your AN if you choose one.
Thanks to you all in advance; I expect a veritable feast, and I'll be sure to burp--I mean comment--for every entry.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on October 10, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 400, Silver: 250, Bronze: 150, Honorable mention: 1 people
- Final notes: Guess I'm full...for now. *burp* Thanks to everyone who entered my contest; I enjoyed every entry for its unique perspective. I'll be more careful which movie quotes I stick in my contests from now on... Congrats to my winners, and thanks to you all for entering my contest.
Contest Winners
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by Much-Dipstick 700 words, 20 comments, on Sep 23 2:05 PM 2008. In Court, Descriptive, Food, King, Poison
Gold trophy winner
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Good Lord! Another soire. When will they grow-up? How many surprises will it take?• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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A man finds all that he needs to be complete.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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As she rested the telephone back in it's cradle Lizzy smiled happily. She could almost feel her heart skipping beats as it fluttered insideby Melancholic Smile 2400 words, 14 comments, on Sep 11 7:40 AM 2008. In Dark, Fiction, Horror, Romance• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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How odd..But it's a very interesting contest.
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Someone looks in a LoTR mood.
Judging by teh comp name and your display picture.
Interesting contest.
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The Arwen pic was my idea! lol
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Heh. Nice idea.
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meep
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boy o boy, I am tempted to put Hunger in! What do you think Val? - does it qualify?
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Can I do one about drinking?
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Sorry, not for this contest. I just want comestibles, not imbibables.
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