I'm feeling down and need to be cheered up. So present me with your best comedy! I don't care the genre or length, though I read slow so the longer it is the less likely I'll finish it before the contest is over.
The winner will be the one who actually makes me laugh out loud, which is not easy to do.
I like witty humor and word play the best.
I really dislike bathroom humor and bashing so you'd do best to not submit if there is any.
Please no romantic comedies because romance is what got me down to begin with.
Don't just enter a bunch of jokes, at least try to string them together into a story of some sort.
I'm sorry I don't have that many points to give. Rewards will go up if I get more points before the contest is over.
No rules really, who needs them? However, if I can't read it, I won't find it funny, so I'd recommend against excessive misspellings, chat speak, swearing and whatnot (unless that's part of the joke).
I'll try to comment on each one, but no promises that the comment will be helpful. This is my first contest so bear with me.
Is that all? Hmmm... Oh yeah... Good luck and most importantly have fun!
The winner will be the one who actually makes me laugh out loud, which is not easy to do.
I like witty humor and word play the best. I really dislike bathroom humor and bashing so you'd do best to not submit if there is any. Please no romantic comedies because romance is what got me down to begin with. Don't just enter a bunch of jokes, at least try to string them together into a story of some sort.I'm sorry I don't have that many points to give. Rewards will go up if I get more points before the contest is over.
No rules really, who needs them? However, if I can't read it, I won't find it funny, so I'd recommend against excessive misspellings, chat speak, swearing and whatnot (unless that's part of the joke).I'll try to comment on each one, but no promises that the comment will be helpful. This is my first contest so bear with me.
Is that all? Hmmm... Oh yeah... Good luck and most importantly have fun!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 22, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 150, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: Hi everyone, Well I think my first contest was a success, I received some very humorous entries. I enjoyed seeing the diverse types of comedy and seeing what makes different people laugh. Thank you all for entering and cheering me up!
Contest Winners
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I'm hungry. So you wanna know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go to McDonald's. / SO right now I'm in the car and I'm driving down the road to• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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by Six-Feet-Underwater 700 words, 30 comments, on Sep 1 10:51 AM 2008. In Fiction, Humor, Young adult
Silver trophy winner
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It's a battle for pride and glory, pitting the forces of evil against the mighty forces of Scrabble.by jessicakristine 1500 words, 4 comments, on Jul 21 2:17 AM 2008. In Fiction, Humor, Other, Short story, Weird
Bronze trophy winner
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The probably completely un-awaited new story by some peoples favourite author DoozerDan!by DoozerDan 3300 words, 113 comments, on May 19 2:35 AM 2008. In Humor, Just plain funny, Parody, Rule breaking, Zombie
Honorable mention
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by Dovina 1800 words, 4 comments, on Sep 19 1:05 PM 2008. In Fiction, Humor, Short story Honorable mention
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The secret thoughts and ideas of a not so usual teacher.by MsAlee 800 words, 31 comments, on Sep 12 12:25 AM 2008. In Contest, First person, Humor, Life, Other, Short story, Unedited Honorable mention
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Gold trophy winner
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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Sneezy. They worked in old diamond mines near theby Thorn-on-the-Rose 800 words, 72 comments, on Sep 1 6:02 PM 2008. In Contest, Dark, Death, Fairy tale, Fiction, Snow white, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Ten Don'ts of Being a redneck• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by GattonDweller 100 words, 7 comments, on Aug 31 2:59 AM 2008. In Adventure, First person, Humor, Other, Strange, Weird, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Okay so you're probably wondering why I'm late again. Well see what had happened was I was making my merry way to school you know. The bird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Morning Star and Miranda were sitting on the couch, debating what to do for the night. It had been a rather boring night so far and they neby Cheerful-Panda 2400 words, 9 comments, on Dec 11 10:15 PM 2007. In Action, Adventure, Humor, Strange• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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This time of the year, did you ever feel like that kid on the episode of the Twilight Zone who’s lost in a fog behind the wall in his bedroom? You know, he can’t see anything but he can hear his parents calling to him and his• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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There are some freaking weird people at my school, man. Myself being case in point. See, I have a monkey on my shoulder.by Chocolate King 1400 words, 10 comments, on Jun 19 11:48 AM 2007. In Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Her eyes roam from me, to the tangerine halves gripped in my toes, to the sign, and back to me. I see her mouth twist and her face puckerby jessicakristine 2600 words, 2 comments, on Aug 30 12:45 AM 2008. In Circus, Fiction, First person, Humor, Strange, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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1 / It all started at dawn, blurry eyed, yawning, plodding one foot in front of the other, feeling brain-dead, but looking like an extra frby Fritz O skennick 600 words, 10 comments, on Apr 28 7:04 AM 2008. In Dark, Death, First person, Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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With all the thoughts racing through my mind, I found it hard to afford scrutiny to the obvious thoughts of action that I was doing. For it• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I was sitting under the shade of the parks oak tree, when a Squirrel jumped me. "AHHH WTF!!!!!!! get off bitch" I threw the Squirrel across the park. *chomp* A bird took him away in mid-flight.1• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Beware the wrath of lucy, maneating orange...eternal
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My body rocked from side to side with the movements of the train. The lights were dim, and the few children who had been forced to wake upby Dark Wanderer 1500 words, 4 comments, on Oct 20 3:07 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Give this funny little story a try!!!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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An ironic take on rants.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Have a laugh, people...by Kartz 300 words, 14 comments, on Sep 19 4:38 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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Pippa was a princess, so by rights we ought to be calling her “Her Royal Highness Princess Pippa Esquire”.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Totally hilarious picture
I would enter, but i don't do funny for some reason Much luck with the contest!
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Thanks, yeah I don't do funny well either, even when I try.
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You never know. I normally don't do funny but when challenged I can normally just write about my crazy life or the inner workings of my brain and it comes out hilarious.
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Hillarious picture, my friend had one photo with a funny horse also.
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