I don't have many points but I'm addicted to contests so..that's why there's not many points for this. But it should be fun nonetheless. So, I want something FUNNY. I want some off the wall, bizarre, crazy story that will make me say "Huh?" and "What the hell??" at the end. The best way that I can explain this is to start with some kind of character and just come up with stuff off the top of your head. Make Harry Potter meet Frodo Baggins and make them eat snails or make someone from the media, books, movies, etc. have some really crazy life. Basically guys, go CRAZY with this! Make the most bizarre story that you can think of.
Rules:
1. Nothing over 3,000 words. Message me if you want to go over that.
2. I still want correct spelling. That's all I ask (I'm NOT going to be looking at punctuation errors).
3. Cuss and be gross all you want (I don't care for erotica at all. By gross I mean the kind of gross you see on an episode of Ren and Stimpy).
4. Just have an insanely fun time with it!
Tips:
- Go crazy, create something FUNNY, and have fun! I WILL COMMENT ON EVERY ENTRY. I always do.
Also, please note that you can enter as many times as you like. HOWEVER, since this is an anonymous contest, PLEASE put your name down in your author's notes so that I don't give two trophies to the same person. Thanks a lot.
Rules:
1. Nothing over 3,000 words. Message me if you want to go over that.
2. I still want correct spelling. That's all I ask (I'm NOT going to be looking at punctuation errors).
3. Cuss and be gross all you want (I don't care for erotica at all. By gross I mean the kind of gross you see on an episode of Ren and Stimpy).
4. Just have an insanely fun time with it!
Tips:
- Go crazy, create something FUNNY, and have fun! I WILL COMMENT ON EVERY ENTRY. I always do.
Also, please note that you can enter as many times as you like. HOWEVER, since this is an anonymous contest, PLEASE put your name down in your author's notes so that I don't give two trophies to the same person. Thanks a lot.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on September 5
- Rewards: Gold: 150, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 4 people
- Final notes: Wow I was very happy with the outcome of the contest though I was disappointed that many people didn't read the rules all the way through. Next time it won't be so easy . It was VERY hard to judge the contest. I had so many favorites that I had to add honorable mentions. There were many random and funny stories that I loved so much! I judged according to the humor that appealed to me most. Thanks to everyone who entered and good luck with future contests!
Contest Winners
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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Sneezy. They worked in old diamond mines near theby Thorn-on-the-Rose 800 words, 60 comments, on Sep 1 6:02 PM. In Contest, Dark, Death, Fairy tale, Fiction, Snow white, Weird
Gold trophy winner
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I was sitting under the shade of the parks oak tree, when a Squirrel jumped me. "AHHH WTF!!!!!!! get off bitch" I threw the Squirrel across the park. *chomp* A bird took him away in mid-flight.1• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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So one day I was at the store and I ran into zac efron!!! He smiled at me and intoduced himself. ( as if I didn't know who he was already!)by Cute-n-lovable- 100 words, 7 comments, on Aug 22 11:01 PM. In Childrens, Humor, Random, Strange, Weird
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There are some freaking weird people at my school, man. Myself being case in point. See, I have a monkey on my shoulder.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Billy, woke up in a fanstic pumpkin patch. It was the first time it had happened. Feelingby TheMorpher 1200 words, 6 comments, on May 5 6:03 AM
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Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Entries [26]
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Arthur P. Fenswique (with a silent "i") can't stop transforming things, and its about to get him into trouble.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The PHANTOM brushed away the COBWEBS revealing a room full of FLICKERING CANDLES.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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In the beginning was a clown, his name was Frankinclown. He was a cereal killer• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Kaori-Chan 300 words, 28 comments, on Jul 31 5:01 PM. In , Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Strange, Third person, Weird• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
by The Joker HaHa 400 words, 4 comments, on Jul 24 12:20 AM. In , Adventure, First person, Humor, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Another story where you have to willingly suspend disbelief, but I think that it's well worth itby Elphinstone 800 words, 12 comments, on Aug 3 2:26 AM. In Randomness• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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You have to willingly suspend disbelief while reading this, but it most certainly is randomby Elphinstone 400 words, 11 comments, on Jul 27 2:38 AM. In Randomness• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The probably completely un-awaited new story by some peoples favourite author DoozerDan!by DoozerDan 3100 words, 68 comments, on May 19 2:35 AM. In Humor, Just plain funny., Parody, Rule breaking, Zombie• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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1 / It all started at dawn, blurry eyed, yawning, plodding one foot in front of the other, feeling brain-dead, but looking like an extra fr• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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"Yes Mr.Forrester," she said sweetly, and slid her cell phone into her pocket. She walked along the streets, quietly humming a song. The crickets chirped, and she looked a strangely eerie sight-her hair was too fragrant, herby Half-Judgemental 1100 words, 1 comment, on Aug 30 9:36 AM. In Dark, Dark love, Death, Historical fiction, Rebirth, Reincarnation, Revenge• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by miles of smiles 1900 words, 7 comments, on Oct 30 9:07 PM 2007. In Humor, Over-generated pop music, Random• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The music, slow as it was, hurt his ears. He was unaccustomed to it after so much silence. Even the violin, which he knew so well, seemed tby pettirosso 800 words, 12 comments, on Aug 26 12:41 PM. In Dark, Love, Night, Romance, Short story, Vampires, Woman• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Oops, one of my stories has 3,122 words, is that all right? Or shall I remove it?
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It's ok.
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