(Exclamation)! The (adjective) contest that will (verb) your (noun)s off!

Brace yourselves, folks; it's another wacky contest from the left-handed mind of Valkyrie!

This one is an homage to the long trips my family used to take when I was young; my bro (Shimobe) and I used to write up our own madlibs to pass the time.

I'm carrying around more points than I know what to do with, so I've thrown a bunch at this contest, in hopes of drawing some of you less-wacky types over for a gander. Come on in, stay for the hysterical laughter!

YE OLDE RULES

1. No swearing, erotica or body parts that are normally hidden under swimwear.

2. You may enter more than once; only one entry per genre please.

3. Creativity is rewarded! The more creative, the funnier, and the funniest entry to me will win.

4. Short explanations of word types are provided; if something isn't clear, please message me for clarification.

5. Have fun. This is a requirement.

6. There is no rule six.

7. Please put your username in the author notes so I know who to send the finished madlib to! Thank you.



Here's the deal:

You can either
A: write your own madlib and ask for 30 words from me, and then submit it, or

B: send me 30 words as per one of the four genre options below. Each madlib I've made is a very short story, and you most certainly can not see it beforehand. Donneven ask.

You can enter up to four times, once for each genre, if you're so inclined. Just submit an entry with the thirty words you want to put in the madlib, and I'll send you the completed madlib with your words in place. Update your entry, and prepare to laugh your head off!

Please note, the genre you choose will be heavily massacred by the time it's done, a mere spoof of the gloriousness it once was. This is the point of madlibbing.

A note on word choices:
You can go more than one way here. You can either attempt to choose words within the genre, hoping they make more sense than others, or you can flee in the other direction and go crazy with totally bizarre words. Either is fine, but I love to see the crazy ones more, so I'll probably like those better when I judge.
Also, the more specific your words are, the less chance they'll fit at all. Ex: the ___adjective____ man could be either
the "tall" man, (borrring) or
the "rust-resistant" man.

One final note: if anyone manages to pick any of the names I have in my originals, beaucoup brownies points to you!

Your choices are:

1. A First Romantic Kiss
Words needed: girl’s name
body parts - something that comes in a pair or more
guy’s name
intransitive verb - ex: I burped, you fainted. NOT I see you.
noun - person place thing
adjective - please try not to use colors
adjective
Int. verb
noun
greeting - when you see someone, you say...
verbal verb - shout, sing, call, etc
greeting - a different one please
color
adjective
adverb - ends in -ly often; describes HOW
time frame - second, millennium, etc
adverb
color
body parts
time frame
Int. verb
body parts
adjective
adverb
body part - just one, but it can be one of a pair
Int. verb
body part
facial expression
preposition - INTO the bridge, OVER the bridge, etc
adjective


2. Sci Fi Alien Encounter
Words needed:
last name
adjective - please try not to use colors
adverb
celestial body
adjective
body part
light source
T. verb - ex: I see you, I ate the cabbage.
body part
cliché saying
number
preposition - INTO the bridge, OVER the bridge, etc
adjective
monster body parts - a pair or more of whatever they are
adjective
preposition
adjective
Int. verb - ex: I burped, you fainted. NOT I see you.
adverb
gas
verb
adjective
adjective
time frame
T. Verb
body parts - something that comes in a pair or more
noun - person place thing
noun
T. verb
color


3. High Fantasy Treasure Discovery
word needed:
girl's name
fantasy creature
fantasy creature's name
color
jewelry
another fantasy creature
adjective - please try not to use colors
adjective
sea animal
Int. verb - ex: I burped, you fainted. NOT I see you.
adverb
Int. verb
insect
noun - person place thing
body part
adjective
color
verb
metal
verb
emotion
round number - dozen, million, etc
treasure type
adjective
adjective
exclamation - no swearing please
animal
color
adjective
adjective


4. Undead Horror Encounter
words needed:
undead creature
body parts - something that comes in a pair or more
girl’s name
Int. verb - ex: I burped, you fainted. NOT I see you.
direction - anything from North to thataway
guy's name
body part
adjective - please try not to use colors
scary location
Int. verb
exclamation
Int. verb
clothing item
direction
alcoholic drink
adverb
disease adjective - cancerous, schizophrenic, etc
adjective
sport
body parts
place - no official names; a meadow, outer space, etc
adjective
verbal verb - shout, sing, call, etc
adverb
adjective
T. verb - ex: I see you, I ate the cabbage.
T. verb
Int. verb
body part
body part


Good luck to everyone, and have fun!