Humour Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want your funny stories. Thats as simple as they get. Funny. If its not funny I will (in my head) kill you! You dont want that. So humour me. Make me laugh and you'll probably at least get a medal.


Rulez:
-Has to be funny
-Under 2500 words
-bash, curse, erotica, gay, lesbian, straight, drugs, alcohol...I love it all.
-Alcohol stories recieve browny points
-Have Fun
-I can disqualify you whenever I want

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 24
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 60, Bronze: 30, Honorable mention: 2 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you for everyone who entered. I tried to comment on every story. If i didnt comment on yours do not take offense i was just being lazy. Congrats to the winners.

Contest Winners

  1. 1 / "Well, you all can have the night off," said Santa to his elves.2 / "What!?" they all echoed.3 / "Yes. I've checked the list tw
    by Andy Stephenson 400 words, 111 comments, on Dec 25 8:21 AM 2007. In Christmas, Fiction, Humor
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. A story about romance and feeling happy.
    by SaitoKojima 200 words, 15 comments, on Sep 9 2:55 PM 2007. In Humor, Inspirational, Love, Romance
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Six bottles of wine and a menial amount of sleep later...
    by WritersEffigy 700 words, 11 comments, on Aug 12 12:40 AM. In Fantasy, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Dragon of Earth
    August 19
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    Are poems allowed? I have a funny poem!


  • Andy Stephenson Greeters member
    August 24
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    Thank You!

    Thanks so very much for the gold trophy and points. I really appreciate them. I'm very pleased that you like my story.

    I hope you had a good contest. Thanks for hosting.

    Andy