I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did...

Hello hello hello!
Here's the deal, i dont wanna make it sound like im not very original when it comes to contest making, but hey, i know what i like, and i like when its done. i got the points, you got the stories, and i get to judge so dont be hating m'kay? Heres your options:

~LOVE- goo, cornsyrup, sugar, give me all the sweetness of blissful love into one little entry.

~FUNNY- something that splits my sides. please, dont make it stupid, i want to finish it with a smile, not one eyebrow raised and my index finger itching to press the ESC button.

~VAMPIRE- caught your attention right? i know loads of people are into the whole vampire thing, so hey, ill shove it into line of my contest entries and see what happens.

~INTERESTING- fascinate me with your wildest fantasy, of anyyyy genre. please though, label accordingly. if you so choose to enter something errotic, i dont want the kiddies to see! (ps, no gay stuff. sorry dears, its just not my thing)

RULE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay.

~okay, the basics of course. good grammer, spelling, etc (unlike me) proper categorization.

~No more than 1500 words! please! i dont have a large attention span. of course, you can give or take with this, but if you enter something with 2000 words, i cant promise i'll read it. the shorter, the better.

~please! no god bashing! swearing and errotic content to a dull roar!

~put, HEY!!! into your author info so i know you read this all through.


HAVE FUN!
thanks!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on September 20
  • Rewards: Gold: 230, Silver: 100, Bronze: 70
  • Final notes:
    Hey! sorry that took me so long to judge, but thats just as i am, a proscrastinator by blood thank you for all your really brilliant entries, and, after some prompting, putting the HEY!!! in ur authors notes. i know its silly but hey, rules are rules and i like my rules. unfortunetly, some of the stories never had a chance to be put in the finalist list becuase they didnt follow the rules, but in the end, all those that were corrected were fairly judged congratulations to the winners! and thank you all for submitting ur entries into my contest

    ~Happy go lucky

Contest Winners

  1. What is life without laughter?
    by tallblondie 1200 words, 46 comments, on Jun 10 11:28 AM. In Humor, Other, Parody
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. by moonwriter 1000 words, 34 comments, on Jun 29 5:09 PM. In Beach, Fiction, First person, Love, Romance, Young adult
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. He stood across the street, watching her as he had for so many days. He put his hands into the pockets of his black pants, his white dress
    by Six-Feet-Underwater 1300 words, 12 comments, on Aug 17 11:27 PM. In Fiction, Love, Romance
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by Missi 1100 words, 7 comments, on Jul 2 11:38 AM. In Unfinished, Vampires, Young adult
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • how many times are we allowed to enter this?

    • as many as you want, but i cannot give u more than one reward i dont think. maybe i could....if you were freakishly good. :-p


  • happy go lucky13
    September 3
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    GUYS!!!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE WHY HAS NOBODY DONE WHAT I ASKED!? PUT THE STUPID THING IN YOUR AUTHORS NOTES! READ THE FREAKIN RULES!!!!


  • Midnight-In-Prayer
    September 4
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    sorry, I've gone through and put it in all my notes. People usually don't like to put things that aren't notes in their author's notes though....it doesn't mean they haven't read the rules.