Insanity, Please

Give me your best stories in which the protagonist is a villain, insane, or just plain evil.

Guidelines:
- The funnier you can make the protagonist, the better chances you have of winning (Whether or not you can make me laugh can actually make me chose your story over someone else's).
- Don't enter any vampire/werewolf/other mythical creature stories.
- Violence is always the answer and, if done well, can improve your chance of winning.
- The less your psychotic villain cares about other people, the better (I'd prefer it if he didn't take his safety into consideration, either, though).
- You can enter as many stories as you want.
- Grammatical correctness is a must. However, honest mistakes are acceptable.
- Poetry is acceptable.
- Do not make greed your protagonist's motivation; I hate that.
- Do not enter any love stories (love in the story is okay, as long as it's not the main focus or anything).
- All entries will be read and judged on the same day so I can compare and contrast and all that shit.

And remember, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave fun with it!
I'm an easy judge, don't worry.

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on August 14, 2008
• Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 10, Honorable mention: 5 people
• Final notes:
  Thanks for entering, I had the most difficult time choosing winners, but it had to be done. 'Twas fun, and I don't think there was any story here that I didn't like.
  !

Contest Winners

1. The Best Story Ever.

   so this one time marco (his name is marco) came home and saw his mom had become dead but he wasnt scared cuz he new 911 and would help him if he called 911. but the Phone was dead and wouldnt ring and the police didnt kno he

   by Nainsell 100 words, 5 comments, on Aug 13 8:04 PM 2008. In Dark
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. [remove]
2. Statistics.

   A man who always fought the urge gives into it.

   by WritersEffigy 2200 words, 123 comments, on Jun 5 4:54 AM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Death, Fiction, First person, Horror, Short story
   Silver trophy winner

   • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 193816, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
4. By The Pricking of My Thumbs

   When the clock on the wall struck twelve-o’-clock, just before Mrs. Hutchins took lunch, there were twenty-one people in the room. Mrs. Hutchins, of course, whose blue eyes still sparkled with a vigor and youth most women si

   by saxmastadrew 1400 words, 2 comments, on Jul 25 1:16 AM 2008. In Crime, Dark
   Honorable mention

   • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 192486, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
6. Random Rhubarb's Utter Nonsense Society

   by Rhubarb 200 words, 4 comments, on Aug 3 6:18 AM 2008. In Nonsense
   Honorable mention

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
7. A Night at the Fair

   he interior of the House of Horrors was pitch black. It would be easy to be creative, Raymond thought, and easier still to make it live up

   by saxmastadrew 1100 words, 1 comment, on Aug 8 11:02 PM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Fiction
   Honorable mention

   • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [21]

• The Last day of Connie Duvall (slightly edited)

  by Ghost of a Siren 4800 words, 15 comments, on Feb 22 11:10 AM 2008. In Adult, Crime, Dark, Dark humor, Depression, Fiction, First person

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• Leda and Her Demon Lover

  LEDA AND HER DEMON LOVER1 / By Robert Davidson2 / Mirrors are living lies, Leda Angelopolos thought. They reflect only the

  by robert davidson 1100 words, 76 comments, on Nov 26 1:04 AM 2007. In Crime, Dark

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• Disarticulation

  pelting downhill / hear gasping hitching breath / smell fear / running, running / jump a pile of garbage bags / he stumbles / land on his b

  by intoothandclaw 100 words, 3 comments, on Jun 25 9:43 PM 2008. In , Horror, Murder, Poem

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• Situs Inversus

  Slick and shining the organs lie in their jewelbox, precious articles awaiting the caress of the ripper's tongue. Smashing through their pr

  by intoothandclaw 900 words, 10 comments, on Jun 25 2:29 AM 2008. In Dark, First person, Horror, Murder, Serial killer

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• Starving

  It was a cold slightly muggy afternoon and as she walked home. In the thick moist air she didn't look up to admire the sunset blazing in the sky to her left. The trees reflected its brilliant red and gold colors but she took

  by sonata 800 words, 6 comments, on Aug 2 7:17 PM 2008

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• Immanuel

  by Boondock Saint 700 words, 5 comments, on Jul 21 3:02 PM 2008. In Dark, Fiction, First person, Horror, Young adult

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Lennox

  Hi, my name is lennox, How would you like to die today

  by The Ruined 2000 words, 18 comments, on Aug 4 11:04 PM 2008. In Crime, Dark

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Cold Scarlet

  by jessicakristine 1000 words, 5 comments, on Jul 21 8:42 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Fiction, Horror, Murder, Short story

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The violin of Audric Beaumont I

  Music is essence of one soul they say, but if that the case can you manipulate music to remove ones soul? Audric finds him self with a curs

  by Audric Beaumont 1700 words, 27 comments, on Jan 7 6:06 PM 2008. In Dark, Death, Depression, Horror, Love, Pain, Romance, Sad, Strange, T

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• Smile

  by Riveralex 2200 words, 3 comments, on Aug 14 12:14 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Erotica, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Strange

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• Immanuel's Interrogation

  "We finally caught the son of a bitch. Who knew Immanuel the Prince of Fear would be Alexander Jackson the community college janitor." One

  by Boondock Saint 1300 words, 6 comments, on Aug 8 6:56 PM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor

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• Forbidden Existence, The Solution

  "I heard you caused trouble again." I watched as the white clad woman stepped into the room, taking a seat before me. Her sky colored eyes

  by K.Tangent 1000 words, 3 comments, on Jul 24 6:51 PM 2008. In First person, Insanity

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• Satan's Child

  Robyn Dyer was a typical eleven year old girl living in london with her parents Janice and Nigel Dyer. She loved hanging out with her frind

  by samanthaEcox 4600 words, 2 comments, on Aug 11 6:25 PM 2008. In Horror

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• In the Moment

  The ripper considered a long time, he considered, watched, waited, argued, fought; but in the end there was only one choice to be made...

  by intoothandclaw 600 words, 9 comments, on Jun 25 9:40 PM 2008. In , Crime, Dark, Death, Horror, Murder, Weird

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• Slip

  by dreamshell 12400 words, 27 comments, on Jan 28 10:31 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, First person, Horror, Science fiction, Short story, Strange

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

Comments

• By me, right now

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• saxmastadrew
  August 9, 2008
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  Can we enter multiple stories?
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    Corpses
    August 9, 2008
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    yeah, sure. I can't tell who the author is, so I figured it wouldn't really make any difference to me anyway.
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  Audric Beaumont
  August 11, 2008
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  I don't know if my guy is considered mythical creatures. He is psychotic on his own, but still.
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    Corpses
    August 12, 2008
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    meh, just include it. I'm not really all that picky.
    !
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  whatami
  August 12, 2008
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  I can't do stories right now >_>
  I'll enter your next one.
  Friggin pinky promise.
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    Corpses
    August 12, 2008
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    kewl.
    :]
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  whatami
  August 14, 2008
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  I just now saw your [cool] screen picture . I'm frickin blind, please forgive me.