Insanity, Please

Give me your best stories in which the protagonist is a villain, insane, or just plain evil.

Guidelines:
- The funnier you can make the protagonist, the better chances you have of winning (Whether or not you can make me laugh can actually make me chose your story over someone else's).
- Don't enter any vampire/werewolf/other mythical creature stories.
- Violence is always the answer and, if done well, can improve your chance of winning.
- The less your psychotic villain cares about other people, the better (I'd prefer it if he didn't take his safety into consideration, either, though).
- You can enter as many stories as you want.
- Grammatical correctness is a must. However, honest mistakes are acceptable.
- Poetry is acceptable.
- Do not make greed your protagonist's motivation; I hate that.
- Do not enter any love stories (love in the story is okay, as long as it's not the main focus or anything).
- All entries will be read and judged on the same day so I can compare and contrast and all that shit.

And remember, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave fun with it!
I'm an easy judge, don't worry.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on August 14, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 10, Honorable mention: 5 people
  • Final notes:
    Thanks for entering, I had the most difficult time choosing winners, but it had to be done. 'Twas fun, and I don't think there was any story here that I didn't like.
    !

Contest Winners

  1. so this one time marco (his name is marco) came home and saw his mom had become dead but he wasnt scared cuz he new 911 and would help him if he called 911. but the Phone was dead and wouldnt ring and the police didnt kno he
    by Nainsell 100 words, 5 comments, on Aug 13 8:04 PM 2008. In Dark
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. A man who always fought the urge gives into it.
    by WritersEffigy 2200 words, 123 comments, on Jun 5 4:54 AM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Death, Fiction, First person, Horror, Short story
    Silver trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Error: Unable to find finalist item 193816, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  4. When the clock on the wall struck twelve-o’-clock, just before Mrs. Hutchins took lunch, there were twenty-one people in the room. Mrs. Hutchins, of course, whose blue eyes still sparkled with a vigor and youth most women si
    by saxmastadrew 1400 words, 2 comments, on Jul 25 1:16 AM 2008. In Crime, Dark
    Honorable mention
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 192486, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  6. by Rhubarb 200 words, 4 comments, on Aug 3 6:18 AM 2008. In Nonsense
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. he interior of the House of Horrors was pitch black. It would be easy to be creative, Raymond thought, and easier still to make it live up
    by saxmastadrew 1100 words, 1 comment, on Aug 8 11:02 PM 2008. In Crime, Dark, Fiction
    Honorable mention
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • saxmastadrew
    August 9, 2008
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    Can we enter multiple stories?


    • Corpses
      August 9, 2008
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      yeah, sure. I can't tell who the author is, so I figured it wouldn't really make any difference to me anyway.


  • Audric Beaumont
    August 11, 2008
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    I don't know if my guy is considered mythical creatures. He is psychotic on his own, but still.


    • Corpses
      August 12, 2008
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      meh, just include it. I'm not really all that picky.
      !


  • whatami
    August 12, 2008
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    I can't do stories right now >_>
    I'll enter your next one.
    Friggin pinky promise.


  • whatami
    August 14, 2008
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    I just now saw your [cool] screen picture . I'm frickin blind, please forgive me.

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