"Untitled" (Ah, that sounds rather nice, doesn't it?)

I'll keep this simple.



Insanity + humor.

Hmm.

Alrighty then.

Comment.




Rules:

~Under 2500 words.
~No erotica or gay/lesbian
~Please, do not bash God.




Questions?

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on July 29
• Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
• Final notes:
  These contests' final notes are always odd to write. Some regard them as almost ceremonious, while others say "good job," hit the button, and leave a small little smiley face.
  
  I won't do either, and instead compromise.
  
  To all of you, thank you very much for entering and I'm sorry it took me a while to finish judging this contest. I have no explanation besides what you normally hear.
  
  I'm sorry if you didn't place (some of the entrants I felt may have been confused as to what I wanted in the contest), and wish you well in other contests.
  
  To those that have placed, thank you also.
  
  Good job.

Contest Winners

1. Laughter

   What is life without laughter?

   by tallblondie 1200 words, 38 comments, on Jun 10 11:28 AM. In Humor, Other, Parody
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. Why Sponges Are Dangerous

   It all started with a sponge. 1 / It was very wrong of the sponge to have started all of this, which, while totally unfair to the sponge, was nonetheless true. Fortunately, the sponge was not awa

   by Armaan 1500 words, 3 comments, on Jul 10 4:09 PM. In Disorientation, Fantasy, Humour
   Silver trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. [remove]
3. I’m Ginger bread with an ASBO, Get Over It.

   Our story begins on a fine sunny day, / With a whistling baker, baking away. / But when he opened the oven door, out leapt his prize, / Eff

   by snoozy-girl 800 words, 47 comments, on Jul 8 11:16 AM 2007. In Bad language, Dark, Fairy tale
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
4. Lesbefriends

   I am quite non-plussed. I have been discriminated against...again. 1 / I had a profound desire to write a love story, and yet I find that l

   by Plumeister 300 words, 7 comments, on Jun 22 10:07 AM. In

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [12]

• Surprise!

  -__-

  by Black Dragon15 100 words, 8 comments, on Jul 3 12:03 PM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Monkey in the Top Hat

  “Hey kids! I’m Monkey in the Top Hat. Heard you guys were bored. So I came for a visit, a visit that you will never forget.” He jumped down

  by ProneDust 400 words, 10 comments, on Jul 11 10:51 PM. In , Fiction, Horror, Humor, Short story, Weird

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Farm

  by Purple Ice 13 300 words, 3 comments, on Jul 9 1:51 AM. In Comedy

  • Commented on by judge.
• Odour Of A Clown.

  by DoozerDan 600 words, 64 comments, on Mar 14 6:56 PM. In Adult, Contest entry, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Good Answer

  by ZionSpawn13 900 words, 6 comments, on Jul 11 2:06 PM. In Humor, Young adult

  • Commented on by judge.
• The Summoning.

  The room was dark, with no sound but that of rhythmic breathing and the occasional snort to punctuate the stillness.

  by caffeineaddict 1200 words, 14 comments, on Jun 18 5:28 AM. In Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Awakening

  I was floating in a black abyss, with no way out. I couldn't see anything. Only the pitch black darkness that encased me. Then the pain sta

  by Blue Eyed Beauty 1200 words, 14 comments, on Apr 1 5:14 PM. In Dark, Fantasy, First person, Horror

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite

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  Black Dragon15
  July 3
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  Dude. That picture creeps me out. Seriously.