Simple contest!
It doesn't have to be long, or fabulous, or even all that funny.
That's it! Enter away! No limits on length or topic, no annoying "put this in your author's notes," no "if you like Kenny G, tell me why!"
THE VERY FEW RULES
1. If you didn't figure it out, no sad/emo/dumbvampireCullenknockoff poems.
2. No dumb vampire knockoff poems.
3. No dumb vampire knockoff poems.
Have fun! Pre-writes are good, you can enter TWO poems if you have a pair that are both equally worthy and you just can't pick, although I'm too lazy to DQ you if you enter three times. If you use 'weasel' or 'booger' I will love you, but no extra points awarded. Just love.
It doesn't have to be long, or fabulous, or even all that funny.
That's it! Enter away! No limits on length or topic, no annoying "put this in your author's notes," no "if you like Kenny G, tell me why!"
THE VERY FEW RULES
1. If you didn't figure it out, no sad/emo/dumbvampireCullenknockoff poems.
2. No dumb vampire knockoff poems.
3. No dumb vampire knockoff poems.
Have fun! Pre-writes are good, you can enter TWO poems if you have a pair that are both equally worthy and you just can't pick, although I'm too lazy to DQ you if you enter three times. If you use 'weasel' or 'booger' I will love you, but no extra points awarded. Just love.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on July 8
- Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: Thanks to everyone for entering, but especially to the authors who followed the contest and amused me. If you've got the time, go read the winners' stories; they were HIGH-LARIOUS. But everybody else was good, too! So no long faces.
xoxo
xylo
Contest Winners
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First man sucks the breath of life1 / Then perhaps a bottle or a breast.2 / A child, he sucks sweet lollypops3 / Or candy-canes in fest!• Commented on by judge. [remove]
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To pee, or not to pee– that is the question:• Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
Gold trophy winner
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
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This is a parody of the american song my country tis of thee. For those who don't know it, it goes something like this: / My country tis of• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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If crazed knife-wielding cannibals wrote senryu, it might go something like this.by intoothandclaw 100 words, 17 comments, on Jun 20 9:41 PM. In Cannibalism, Crime, Dark, Death, Haiku, Horror, Murder, Serial ki• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The title explains it all. ALL OF IT, MAN!• Commented on by judge.
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her Daddy is a doctor, she is so proud of him. / He gave to her a stethoscope, because she was his kin. / She never could pronounce its name, she was only four after all, / she brought it with her everywhby Elvenfairy 100 words, 9 comments, on Oct 9 5:45 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The men from god knows where...down at the Raven's Wing..the lushed-up women...the bar poets and drawfs...little people, I guess...laughingby mcfreeman 200 words, 2 comments, on Aug 19 8:39 AM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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this is a brotherly trubute to sasuke and itachi• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Try and try as much I might1 / I cannot think if what to write. 2 / Writers block is such a plague, 3 / I think of all the stories I ha• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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maths + revision=boredom + poetry
bit of fun to break the monotonous maths lessonby dreaminwriter 100 words, 1 comment, on Jun 2 2:57 PM• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
The waters slowly parted as she rose from the aqua depths of her home. They fomed and gurgled as she wove her way out and flew to the edgeby Olinda 1700 words, 8 comments, on Apr 4 7:40 PM• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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She stood off to the side. She was minding her own business, sipping her drink quietly, and most obviously looking available.1 / “Do you b• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Lol, nice rules XD
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Yes. Thank you for banishing those stupid vampire things. Ick.
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