WICKED EVIL SPAZMATIC LAUGHTER OF DOOM!!!!

Ok, so I am gunna keep it simple here, Kupo. (simple an spazzy that is) OK!! YOU MUST WRITE ME ONE STORY!! OR 8!! MAKE THEM FREAKING HILLARIOUS!! MAKE THEM SPAZZY!!! MAKE THEM AWESOMELY HILLARIOUS SO THAT TEARS COME TO MY EYES, AND I FALL OVER DEAD FROM A LAUGHING FIT OF SPAZZY RANDOM SPONTANEOUS DOOM!!!! Ok... Make it funny... Make it... Fantasy... Make it fiction... I DONT CARE!! AS LONG AS IT'FUNNY! (and it's not erotica) JUST DO IT!! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!! IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU GET THIS WICKEDLY AWESOME CONTEST WITH THE IDEA THAT YOU MUST USE ONE OF THESE WORDS/PHRASES IN THE STORY!! Use more than the required ammount and you get super awesome bonus points!!!
If you use a word you must use that word or another one five times or more
Words:

UBERMONDOSPAZZERIFFICTOTHE10-FINITIETHPOWER!!!
RAWR!!!
Anywho
Wicked
Awesome
Spazmatic
Doom
Evil
Spontenaeity
Random
MUHAHAHAHA

If you use a phrase you must use it twice or another one with it.
Phrases:

Of DOOM!!!
So... How bout' them (insert sports team of choice)?
Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
OH YEAH!
HOLD IT YOU SLOBBERING MONKEY BRAIN!!
Holy (word of choice) Batman! its a (word of choice)
(just for Fal if she joins)
(Random Adjective)(Random Animal)
Oh MY god I'm on fire!
FLY MY PRETTIES!! FLY!!!

(these are all until I can think of more)

NOW FLY MY PRETTIES!!!! FLY, FLY AWAY!!! WRITE ME SOMETHING BRILLIANT!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on July 14
  • Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 35
  • Final notes:
    Well.... I obviously Didn't get as many people to join this as i wanted to.... not too much of a battle for the people that tried.... but the ones that did, it was freakin hillarious, and good job thanks for giving me something funny to read!!!

Contest Winners

  1. Totally Wicked Awesome Spazmatic Spatula of Doom
    by Ada 900 words, 18 comments, on Jun 20 1:42 PM. In Fiction, Humor, Other, Strange, Weird, Young adult
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Ultimate Spazzy Fight
    by Sycoflutplyr13 300 words, 6 comments, on Jun 20 12:36 PM
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Crazy Evil Spazmatic Laughterness of Doom
    read it. OR ELSE.
    by kitigrl-sparkloholic 300 words, 3 comments, on Jun 20 3:19 PM. In Horror
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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