Yeah, it's me again, back with another contest, to join the masses. I decided to give up miserhood, and throw a few points away, so here we go.
I want a parrody of an action movie, like James Bond, Mission Impossible, Tomb Raider, etc.
Pretty simple rally, make it funny, make me laugh; the harder laugh, the higher your chances of winning.
And now, some rules, 'cause everybody loves rules.
1 - Sticky caps is of the list, though I'm yet to see someone who does type like that, so I really don't know why I'm saying this.
2 - My grammar is probably not the greatest, but I'm a Nazi in the field, and will DQ if there gets to much. Twisting it for your own purposes is fine though, I do it all the time
3 - No erotica, I know I'm asking for parodies of James Bond, but I dun can stand it, and -will- DQ if you have it. Allude to yes, anything more, no.
4 - No swearing please, well, minor swearing I don't mind. And no blaspheme (taking God's name in vain, i.e. Oh my God, anything like that), if you have -any at all- I will DQ no questions asked.
5 - You don't have to have fun writing it, you can slave your butt off, but if you do that, means it can't be that funny, or you try to hard to be funny, and I prolly won't laugh, so try have fun!
6 - Not a rule persay, just letting you know, I'm cool with violence, you can be as gory, and descriptive as you like, and if you can make it funny (I have a morbid sense of humour) have at it!
7 - Last rule, now, I hate people who don't read the rules and just enter contests, so as proof that you've read the rules, tell me your all time favourite action movie.
I will put the points up the more the entries, but leave it at whatever it is at the moment, for now.
I want a parrody of an action movie, like James Bond, Mission Impossible, Tomb Raider, etc.
Pretty simple rally, make it funny, make me laugh; the harder laugh, the higher your chances of winning.
And now, some rules, 'cause everybody loves rules.
1 - Sticky caps is of the list, though I'm yet to see someone who does type like that, so I really don't know why I'm saying this.
2 - My grammar is probably not the greatest, but I'm a Nazi in the field, and will DQ if there gets to much. Twisting it for your own purposes is fine though, I do it all the time
3 - No erotica, I know I'm asking for parodies of James Bond, but I dun can stand it, and -will- DQ if you have it. Allude to yes, anything more, no.
4 - No swearing please, well, minor swearing I don't mind. And no blaspheme (taking God's name in vain, i.e. Oh my God, anything like that), if you have -any at all- I will DQ no questions asked.
5 - You don't have to have fun writing it, you can slave your butt off, but if you do that, means it can't be that funny, or you try to hard to be funny, and I prolly won't laugh, so try have fun!
6 - Not a rule persay, just letting you know, I'm cool with violence, you can be as gory, and descriptive as you like, and if you can make it funny (I have a morbid sense of humour) have at it!
7 - Last rule, now, I hate people who don't read the rules and just enter contests, so as proof that you've read the rules, tell me your all time favourite action movie.
I will put the points up the more the entries, but leave it at whatever it is at the moment, for now.
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on June 25, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: Oh I had such a hard time judging, four people entered, who to choose, who to choose...
Anyway, enough of the sarcasm. Thanks all for entering, I enjoyed them all, which is why ya'll got a trophy. Yay you guys.
Out of all, I feel in love with Jimmy Blonde at first read, smashing good reading, depicting all the clichés in James Bond in 500 words. Smooth, really smooth.
And the rest, great reads, and highly amusing.
Contest Winners
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As soon as they were far enough away not to be blown up and to go into a cool dive, the bombs blew, throwing flaming shrapnel everywhere.
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"NO NO NO! CUT!" Director Robertson yelled across the set. Everyone stopped what they were doing, and looked in his direction. He settledby DuchessAura of Brie 400 words, 4 comments, on Jun 7 1:14 AM 2008. In , Contest entry, Humor, Other
Silver trophy winner
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The third psycho animal story is finally here!• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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i'll give it a try!!!
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Look forward to it
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I think we all know what mine is.
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Well, so far, you have the best entry I've seen.
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i had alot of fun writing my story and i think i got to into it and made it too long
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I didn't set a word length. 2,400 is fine. Just make sure you follow all the rules.
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yeah i did, hope ya like it.
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I can't find where you did rule #7.
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Yay! You got another entry!
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Yeah, a few more might be nice... I might cut down the amount of awards if I don't get enough..
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looks interesting. =D If I get the time, I'd love to submit something!
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Please, find time!!! Haha. I was hoping this would be fairly popular, don't particularly want to blow 600 points on three entries. Not that I didn't enjoy them, but it'd be nice to get a bit more enjoyment out of the points. Know what I mean?
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