Ha Ha! Humor!

Well, the title pretty much says it all! I'm in the mood for some humor. I want stories that make me laugh my butt off, so give me your best. Before I go any further, here are the rules:


1. Erotica is allowed, as long as it's funny!
2. Maximum word count: 3,000
3. You can enter jokes if you would like, as long as they are downright hilarious!
4. No sticky caps please.
5. No poems.
6. Only one entry per person please.
7. Have fun!

Also, to make sure you've read the rules, put in the author's notes, your favorite flavor of ice cream!

Okay, before you enter anything, keep these things in mind:

1. I will allow cussing, but don't go crazy with it.(I'm not a big fan of it)
2. I really like twist endings, so if you can include that, go for it!


Okay, well, I think that's about it, just follow the rules and have fun!

*KAT*

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 30, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 60, Bronze: 30, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Thank you all so much for entering my contest! I had a hard time deciding, since there were so many laugh out loud stories!! Believe me, my stomach was hurting after reading some of these. Anyway, thanks again and I hope to host another contest soon in the near future!
    Hope everyone had fun!


    *KAT*

Contest Winners

  1. Fate is like a peanut butter and windshield wiper fluid sandwich. If you eat it, you will go blind. Similar to how believing in fate leaves
    by Blurith 800 words, 34 comments, on May 19 3:21 PM 2007. In Fiction, First person, Humor, Short story
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. They walked hand in hand down the path, the sun streaming through the trees casting soft shadows on them both...
    by DoozerDan 300 words, 344 comments, on Jan 24 11:02 PM 2008. In Horror, Humor, Love, Romance
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Morning Star and Miranda were sitting on the couch, debating what to do for the night. It had been a rather boring night so far and they ne
    by Cheerful-Panda 2400 words, 9 comments, on Dec 11 10:15 PM 2007. In Action, Adventure, Humor, Strange
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. by RxxSpiritWolfxxJ 700 words, 33 comments, on Apr 17 11:33 PM 2008. In Bushy humor, Humor, Interview, Slightly adult, Spoof
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Error: Unable to find finalist item 153294, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

Entries [10]

1 - 10 of 10
  • Hello? Yes hi my name is Arial Fin Fin. I’m in a bit of a bind. I seemed to have lost my top. I had it this morning when I went divin
    by Kat222 200 words, 30 comments, on Feb 9 2:37 AM 2008. In
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Ten Don'ts of Being a redneck
    by Surfingfarmhand 100 words, 6 comments, on Feb 20 6:47 PM 2008. In Humor, Other
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • It was little Jonny's dream to one day represent his country in the olympics, he had wanted to do so since he could remember, he trained da
    by Jd 3-16 500 words, 2 comments, on Mar 29 4:23 AM 2008. In , Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Beating the Bush: A Short Biography1 / George W Bush is a name that no one is going to forget in a while especially people living in Iraq a
    by Shah Z 700 words, 20 comments, on Mar 6 5:47 AM 2008. In Comedy, Humor, Satire
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The school was hustling and bustling with people. People knocked into Fredina Smith like she wasn't even there. She was tired of getting he
    by Keyootee 2000 words, 1 comment, on Apr 7 7:22 PM 2008. In Fantasy, Fiction, Humor
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
  • Beware the wrath of lucy, maneating orange...eternal
    evil...Bwaa haa haa
    by Surreal Rhapsody 600 words, 34 comments, on Sep 20 7:55 PM 2007. In , Horror
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

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  • Trinity Dragon
    April 24, 2008
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    That cat looks like it's about to throw up.