Get out your funny pants!! Humor contest.

Hey all.

Since I haven't had a contest in along time, thought I might pop into SW with a humor contest.
See, I know all of you like your drama and ansgt, but I'm dying for some laughs here people!

So, hit me with what you've got.

And the rules ...(The day there are no rules in a contest .. *sigh*)

- No SiLy TyPiG. Please. DQ'd immediately.
- No Erotica. (Dunno how you can have a humorous erotic story, but ..neer mind.)
- Keep the length to a reasonable amount - remeber, quality not quantity.

Can't think of any more rules, so...go for it.

Cheers,

Randy.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 23, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50
  • Final notes:
    Well, all I can say is I laughed, cried, laughed and laughed some more. For all of you who entered, thanks very much - your stories were all great, just not enough trophies.
    For the winners - it's obivous that your stories made me crack up harder.
    Well done to all concerned and never forget to keep smiling, no matter what.

    R.

Contest Winners

  1. Follies of Fate
    Fate is like a peanut butter and windshield wiper fluid sandwich. If you eat it, you will go blind. Similar to how believing in fate leaves
    by Blurith 800 words, 34 comments, on May 19 3:21 PM 2007. In Fiction, First person, Humor, Short story
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 153294, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. Odour Of A Clown.
    by DoozerDan 600 words, 81 comments, on Mar 14 6:56 PM 2008. In Adult humour, Contest entry, Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [14]

1 - 14 of 14
  • Mishap
    It was Monday morning. The cold breeze numbed her face as she walked to wards the bus stop for school. She had been away for a week before because she was unwell and now she had to get used to getting up at such an early time
    by Bubbles-- 100 words, 3 comments, on Apr 14 11:52 PM 2008. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Short Story Blues
    “Step right over here, folks…”1 / Why was I doing this? Why in all things sacred was I writing a short story using that prompt? It was terrible! There was only one conclusion to that question and
    by Trinity Dragon 400 words, 15 comments, on Mar 5 11:53 AM 2007. In , Humor, Other
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Mermaids Are Us
    Hello? Yes hi my name is Arial Fin Fin. I’m in a bit of a bind. I seemed to have lost my top. I had it this morning when I went divin
    by Kat222 200 words, 30 comments, on Feb 9 2:37 AM 2008. In
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Carnal Knowledge
    Carnal Knowledge / / There is on the whole, without any question of a doubt, no subject upon the school curriculum, which spread more amus
    by The Racing Snake 1200 words, 50 comments, on May 16 8:03 AM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The Many Adventures of Geisha and Panda![part one]
    Morning Star and Miranda were sitting on the couch, debating what to do for the night. It had been a rather boring night so far and they ne
    by Cheerful-Panda 2400 words, 9 comments, on Dec 11 10:15 PM 2007. In Action, Adventure, Humor, Strange
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • A corny smelly story
    1 / I ran as fast as I can, but I still couldn't escape the terrifying bite of my fermenting sweat socks. The smell was so unbearable that
    by DemApples 400 words, 2 comments, on Mar 5 8:41 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Frilly Pantied Investigator
    This started with a typo: FPI instead of FBI. Pondering what FPI stood for sent my muse in a very strange and silly direction.
    by HeatherRoseBrown 500 words, 14 comments, on Dec 20 12:28 AM 2007. In Film noir-ish, First person, Humor, Strange
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • What Really Lies Beyond (Working Title) Prologue - Chapter 2
    A faceless enemy forces him to run from everything he knows to save the woman he loves, before a web of deception traps them forever. What
    by Paragonz Shadow 5900 words, 38 comments, on Apr 16 10:41 AM 2008. In Adventure, Crime, Drama, Fiction, First person, Love, Mystery, Unfinished
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • Beating The Bush: A Short Biography
    Beating the Bush: A Short Biography1 / George W Bush is a name that no one is going to forget in a while especially people living in Iraq a
    by Shah Z 700 words, 20 comments, on Mar 6 5:47 AM 2008. In Comedy, Humor, Satire
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The lives of High School Aliens
    You know its tough being a high school alien these days.
    by DarkOneShadow 700 words, 17 comments, on Apr 14 12:19 PM 2008. In Fantasy, Fiction, Teen
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

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