Rules are simple. I want the best. YOUR best. I want something that will drop my jaw and and make me say, "Yeah, I'd definitely pay $24.95 for the hardback version of this at Barnes and Noble". I want the next big hit, and I want it from you. I'm REALLY bored and I want to read something new instead of reading the Nancy Drew series for the thousandth time. (Ok I haven't actually read Nancy Drew...and I'm rambling.)
Enough of that. It's now time for our favorite thing. RULES!!
1. Good grammar is VITAL! If you really consider yourself a half-way decent writer, you will want to double-check your grammar. Good grammar=happy judge. Bad grammar=no trophy for you.
2. If you want to enter a chapter of something, enter the first chapter. I don't wanna jump into a story in the middle. I don't care if you like that one best. It's the first one or none.
3. DO NOT SAY THE 'F' WORD!!! It's a disgusting word and I think if you're creative at all you don't need it. People who say that only say it because they have nothing more intelligent to say. Sorry if that offends anyone. BREAKING THIS RULE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DQ-AGE.
4. I will comment on EVERY entry and I'll comment honestly. If you're afraid of constructive criticism, stay away. But I promise I'm really nice. I won't say anything mean or tear you apart. Just tell you what I thought.
5. No length requirement, but keep it reasonable. If you have a long story that doesn't capture my attention, I won't finish it.
6. Um...have fun?
Categories allowed:
Romance
Dark
Fantasy
Screenplays
Poetry
Humor
Mystery
Erotica (nothing TOO explicit)
Pretty much ANYTHING!!
Just write what you want!!! Oh, fyi, though. If you write about anime, I won't know what you're talking about and you probably won't win. Enter though.
Alright, folks. That's it. Just (at risk of sounding ultra-cliche) hit me with your best shot. You can enter more than once, but 3 is the limit. New writes preferred, prewrites allowed. Now get out there and give me something amazing. Shock me! I dare you. Ready...set...
Enough of that. It's now time for our favorite thing. RULES!!
1. Good grammar is VITAL! If you really consider yourself a half-way decent writer, you will want to double-check your grammar. Good grammar=happy judge. Bad grammar=no trophy for you.
2. If you want to enter a chapter of something, enter the first chapter. I don't wanna jump into a story in the middle. I don't care if you like that one best. It's the first one or none.
3. DO NOT SAY THE 'F' WORD!!! It's a disgusting word and I think if you're creative at all you don't need it. People who say that only say it because they have nothing more intelligent to say. Sorry if that offends anyone. BREAKING THIS RULE WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DQ-AGE.
4. I will comment on EVERY entry and I'll comment honestly. If you're afraid of constructive criticism, stay away. But I promise I'm really nice. I won't say anything mean or tear you apart. Just tell you what I thought.
5. No length requirement, but keep it reasonable. If you have a long story that doesn't capture my attention, I won't finish it.
6. Um...have fun?
Categories allowed:
Romance
Dark
Fantasy
Screenplays
Poetry
Humor
Mystery
Erotica (nothing TOO explicit)
Pretty much ANYTHING!!
Just write what you want!!! Oh, fyi, though. If you write about anime, I won't know what you're talking about and you probably won't win. Enter though.
Alright, folks. That's it. Just (at risk of sounding ultra-cliche) hit me with your best shot. You can enter more than once, but 3 is the limit. New writes preferred, prewrites allowed. Now get out there and give me something amazing. Shock me! I dare you. Ready...set...
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on May 5, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 175, Silver: 125, Bronze: 75, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Contest judged by Moderator based on top spots selected by host.
Contest Winners
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1 / "I won't have it any more Craig! You are not walking out that door!" 23 / The young man, dark eyes dulled by anger, turned toby MoonRoseWolf 1100 words, 42 comments, on Mar 26 6:29 PM 2008. In Horror, Murder, Other, Strange, Unfinished
Gold trophy winner
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It was a cold, rainy afternoon, and the wind howled through the trees, sounding like a ghost child's death song. I sat in the attic, pourinby Immortal Obscurity 1500 words, 42 comments, on May 16 11:05 PM 2007. In Depression, Excerpt, Love, Mental instability, Self-harm, Weird
Silver trophy winner
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by Trinity Dragon 5200 words, 20 comments, on Oct 10 6:46 PM 2007. In Adventure, Fantasy
Honorable mention
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Finally finished, Come check it out lol• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by asthray.heart 5300 words, 3 comments, on Mar 27 4:42 AM 2008• Commented on by judge.
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This is for Naila (Black Dragon 14) who gave me the plot line. Hope you enjoy it!
erica♥xoxo!by always feel pretty 4400 words, 32 comments, on Jan 28 1:19 PM 2008. In Inspirational, Life, Love, Other, Pain, Romance, Sad, Teen• Commented on by judge. Prewrite -
Tell me? What colour are you wings?• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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Jammer held on to the rim of his hat against the rush of air as Brazen swooped down to the landing strip. Brazen’s great reddish-brown winby IrishYndina 7300 words, 40 comments, on Jan 27 3:39 PM 2008. In A gruff dragoner, Adventure, Fantasy, Science fiction• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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The final thoughts of a suicide bomber.• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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“Unfortunately a true story” A question we must ask ourselves, are we true even to our own selves?by Shah Z 1100 words, 10 comments, on Mar 25 5:37 AM 2008. In First person, Life, Narritive, Non-fiction, True story• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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A Day in the Life / / The moonlight shone brightly off the surface of the lake. The nightlife was in full swing. Bullfrogs competed forby Kat222 1900 words, 48 comments, on May 22 4:21 AM 2007• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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1 / I know this is going to sound obvious on this site, but I have always wanted to be a writer, ever since I was six. 23 / When I was youby MoonRoseWolf 700 words, 11 comments, on Mar 22 6:23 PM 2008. In Family, First person, Inspirational, Other, Personal• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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WORLD WITHOUT MEN1 / By Robert Davidson2 / For thirty years now the world had been without any births of male children. Fby robert davidson 3200 words, 36 comments, on Mar 14 11:09 PM 2008. In Dark, Science fiction, Short story• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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I escape the world by running,running through the forest to reach my world.To reach my freedom to reach my thoughts to get away from all thby xoxKokaygirlxox 300 words, 25 comments, on Mar 19 4:56 PM 2008. In• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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This is probably just me being a bad person, but rule #3 makes me want to enter something with not a single 'f-word' but instead 'cunt' appearing as often as possible.
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''3. DO NOT SAY THE 'F' WORD''
-says the C word instead-
No, don't worry, I'm not entering. I just think that the F word is way down the scale in swearing. -
Thank you so much for the silver! That's the nicest wake-up call I've ever gotten! Thank you again for a fun contest, and congrats to the other winners!
Love and light,
Laura xxx


