R-rated Fairy Tales?

So here's what I want:
You remember those fairy tales that you read as a kid? The ones that started with "Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess..." except the princess had some problem that could only be cured by a prince?
Well that's the type of story I want.

Except....

I want an adult-type twist.
Maybe the princess can't have orgasms.
Maybe the prince has erectile dysfunction.
Maybe the princess is a lesbian, yet still the curse can only be broken by a prince.
Or maybe you should come up with your own idea.

Here's the rules:
1. It better start with "Once Upon A Time" and end with "Happily Ever After."
2. Try to use magical places as your setting. Creatures that can talk, fairy godmothers, evil witches, etc.
3. Is cursing allowed? FUCK YES.
And sex too? MHM!
4. Please please please please label it adult or something so that curious children don't click it, or parents don't decide to read it as a bedtime story to their little ones.
5. This is meant to be fun, so keep it that way. I'm very open-minded, and in twenty contests, I have only DQ'd 4 stories. So really, anything is allowed!
6. I'll allow pre-writes for now.
7. Enter however many times you want, but I doubt anyone will want to.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on April 11, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 150, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Wow.
    Two and a half entries.
    Totally more than I was expecting.
    Lol, anyways, you noth got a prize Good job, haha.
    -Kevan.

Contest Winners

  1. Once Upon A Lesbian Love Story
    by brittie 1900 words, 7 comments, on Mar 26 5:53 PM 2008. In Adult, Lesbian, Love
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Beautiful Grunhilde
    by neurossection 2000 words, 9 comments, on Jun 13 2:28 PM 2005. In <200 lines, Erotica, Fantasy, Horror
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Zombieseatpie
    March 25, 2008
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    ''Maybe the princess can't have orgasms.''
    ''Maybe the prince has erectile dysfunction.''
    o.O are you sure this isn't a horror story? xD


    • Kevan Greeters member
      March 25, 2008
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      Ahaha.
      Well... it depends.
      Maybe she can, but she can only have one orgasm per man.
      Then she'd have to be a slut. ):

      • Zombieseatpie
        March 25, 2008
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        =D
        Like me then.
        Slutty.
        Yeyyy.
        I can write the story of The Princess and the Frog.
        I'll be the prince dressed up in drag as a princess, and you can be the frog
        Mwah ha.
        ...frog bestiality? o.O


  • Disposable
    March 25, 2008
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    LOL JESUS..have never heard of a prince yet with :a erectile dysfunction ^.^ made my day fuck that was funny

  • Taboo Pixie
    March 25, 2008
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    lol.. nice contest, creative and original


  • Laura-Critchley
    March 25, 2008
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    Back soon =D

  • Camcorder
    March 25, 2008
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    oooh interesting contest... can't wait to join ]

  • xxbri
    March 25, 2008
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    can we rewrite an old fairytale, just add in parts such as cinderella or snow white, only making them 'R' rated?


    • Kevan Greeters member
      March 26, 2008
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      Yes!
      As long as it's original in some sense then that's completely fine.

  • plurangel
    March 25, 2008
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    wow!

    wow this will be some contest. i can't wait to come up with something (if I can) for this contest.


  • brittie
    March 25, 2008
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    aha. i have free last tomorrow. i'm entering!


    • RxxSpiritWolfxxJ Moderators member
      March 26, 2008
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      Frickin funny!!! That erectile dysfunction thing .. blimey I'm entering.
      Just want to say - original stuff mate, and thats what I like!

      Cheers

      Randy


  • Drac
    March 27, 2008
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    Is the mix of "hard" erotica and "extreme" violence and gore allowed? Been thinking about such a story, though it's also supposed to have strong comedy/parody sense to it... Will that be allowed? =P


    • Kevan Greeters member
      March 27, 2008
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      Go right ahead. As long as it stays true to a fairy-tale like vibe.


  • Kevan Greeters member
    March 29, 2008
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    Lol, sure.
    Butt-kiss away (:

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