I felt like making another contest, so here we are. This time, the topic will be clowns. I want all you nice people out there to give me stories with a clown as the main character, be it a happy clown, a sad clown, a scary clown or a sexy clown.
In fact, bonus points for the sexy clown.
As is customary, there will be some rules:
1) Only stories, no poetry or freeform rants.
2) The story has to be in a language I understand.
3) The story has to feature a clown as the main character. Note that this has to be a real clown, not just someone masquerading as a clown for some other purpose.
4) No making the clown a vampire or a serial killer. That's been done to the ground.
5) No furry porn. Regular porn is fine.
6) No fanfiction. Make up your own clown.
7) No net speech or similar annoyances.
8) Since this sort of thing seems to be in fashion, include in the author's comments the phrase "This is why we can't have anything nice!" to show you've read the rules.
So that's it, pretty simple eh? Get writing!
In fact, bonus points for the sexy clown.
As is customary, there will be some rules:
1) Only stories, no poetry or freeform rants.
2) The story has to be in a language I understand.
3) The story has to feature a clown as the main character. Note that this has to be a real clown, not just someone masquerading as a clown for some other purpose.
4) No making the clown a vampire or a serial killer. That's been done to the ground.
5) No furry porn. Regular porn is fine.
6) No fanfiction. Make up your own clown.
7) No net speech or similar annoyances.
8) Since this sort of thing seems to be in fashion, include in the author's comments the phrase "This is why we can't have anything nice!" to show you've read the rules.
So that's it, pretty simple eh? Get writing!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on April 14, 2008
- Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 50
- Final notes: The clown contest is over. Too bad there were no more entrants, thanks to all for taking an interest.
Contest Winners
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by DoozerDan 600 words, 81 comments, on Mar 14 6:56 PM 2008. In Adult humour, Contest entry, Humor
Gold trophy winner
• Commented on by judge. [remove] - Error: Unable to find finalist item 152492, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
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Did my story suck that much?
Couldn't I at least have had the trophy? If you had put me on the finalist list I would have gotten a trophy, even though no pionts would have been awarded!!!! -
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Not true. The 'honourable mention' trophies are only distributed if they are specified in the contest, and they cost 5 points a piece.
But anyway, I'm not saying your story was bad. It's just that the other two were in my personal opinion better still, and I had specified the contest to only award first two.
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