Make Me Laugh!

Hello you have managed to stumble across my first ever contest ! Huzzah for you! Okay so the contest is basically the title, make me laugh! Make me chuckle or fall off my ass laughing! I've been in the mood for a good laugh lately so if you think you are the one to do this then knock yourself out!

Alright, so here are the dreaded rules that you see in almost every contest:

1)No sTiCkY caps! (they're annnyoing)
2)No chat speak!
3)No erotica
4)Please check your grammar and spelling!
5)Writing cannot exceed 5,000 words.
6)Be creative.
7)Have fun!

Anything goes basically, and don't worry it doesn't take much to make me laugh. I laugh at the lamest things sometimes. That's basically it.

I will read every entry and comment just about everyone's entry too!

Also in the authors notes I want you guys to write, what your favorite food is. I know random but something to get to know you all a little bit better

Alright soo good luck and remember, Have fun!

Contest is Over

• Contest was judged on March 24, 2008
• Rewards: Gold: 200, Silver: 150, Bronze: 100
• Final notes:
  Good job your story was very funny and orginal congrtualations on winning !

Contest Winners

1. Follies of Fate

   Fate is like a peanut butter and windshield wiper fluid sandwich. If you eat it, you will go blind. Similar to how believing in fate leaves

   by Blurith 800 words, 34 comments, on May 19 3:21 PM 2007. In Fiction, First person, Humor, Short story
   Gold trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 145430, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
3. Why I Don't Write Romance

   They walked hand in hand down the path, the sun streaming through the trees casting soft shadows on them both...

   by DoozerDan 300 words, 344 comments, on Jan 24 11:02 PM 2008. In Horror, Humor, Love, Romance
   Bronze trophy winner

   • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

Entries [15]

• The Kitten & The Bird

  Once upon a time, a kitty lived in a cave. He had a dearth of friends, and was very sad. Yet he had a lifetime food supply, which he eventu

  by Insanity RainRue 200 words, 2 comments, on Mar 6 8:24 PM 2008. In

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Train Of Thought

  Why would there even be such a thing as a maternity halter-top?

  by jonbautz 1000 words, 1 comment, on Mar 13 9:58 PM 2008. In Humor, Offensive humor

  • Commented on by judge.
• Allowing Idiots to Reproduce

  by perfect paradox 1700 words, 96 comments, on Jan 20 2:24 PM 2008. In Humor, Other, Young adult

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Day of Forgetfulness

  by B Chandler 200 words, 14 comments, on Aug 30 2:25 AM 2005. In <200 lines, Adult, Fiction, Humor

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Page 1

  First page to the series of my thoughts I've typed in this site. Read the story and find how insanely lovely my thoughts are XD

  by Thousand 1200 words, 19 comments, on Mar 9 11:59 AM 2008. In First person, Humor, Life, Love, Other, Romance, Teen, Unfini

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Operation: Clean Sink

  by vampire of thought 300 words, 7 comments, on Jan 21 1:27 PM 2008. In Funny, Humor, Random

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• Mermaids Are Us

  Hello? Yes hi my name is Arial Fin Fin. I’m in a bit of a bind. I seemed to have lost my top. I had it this morning when I went divin

  by Kat222 200 words, 30 comments, on Feb 9 2:37 AM 2008. In

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• A Normal Day in the Band

  Issiah's magical sandwich

  by SympatheticMisery 200 words, 7 comments, on Mar 17 6:03 PM 2008. In Band, Funny, Marching band, Random

  • Commented on by judge.
• Ode to a Toad

  Ode to a Toad1 / Many a poem2 / Has been written3 / About a cute and cuddly,4 / Fluffy kitten.

  by mr write 100 words, 3 comments, on Feb 6 7:52 PM 2008. In Other, Poem

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite
• Rejection Letter

  Dear Disappointing Specimen of a Human,1 / Your incompetency astounds us. In fact, you gave us quite a nice laugh in the office. After we r

  by beezy92 100 words, 15 comments, on Dec 7 5:41 PM 2007. In , Humor, Rejection letters

  • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
• The Flirting Conundrum

  There are three rules when flirting in high school. These three rules are simple and very easy to follow, they are: 1) Know the name, first and last, of who you are flirting with: 2) know what grade they are in: and 3) kno

  by evelynrose 1300 words, 4 comments, on Jan 27 11:22 PM 2008. In First person, Humor

  • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

Comments

• By me, right now

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  B Chandler
  March 16, 2008
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  ???

  I got a good entry I want to put in your contest but its not erotica however adult. Can i still enter it?
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  Cheerful-Panda
  March 16, 2008
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  Well if the jokes aren't like extremely dirty and I don't find them offensive then I'll keep it just don't push it