I want the best jokes you've got! Make me die of Laughter! Do it! *O_O

Alright, pretty simple, I want jokes obviously

Rules:
1: No StIcKy CaPs
2: have fun
3: Any type of joke is allowed
4: I am totally happy if you give me a dirty joke as well, i find them to be quite entertaining
5: And one last thing, I was just informed of this, you can NOT post jokes you get from other places, sorry. >.O

That's it, gimme your jokes

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on March 23, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 150, Silver: 50, Bronze: 30
  • Final notes:
    This was a hard contest to judge, but all the jokes I got were good, thank you for enetering.

Contest Winners

  1. Joke: Two Green Balls
    by Delfishie <100 words, 8 comments, on Mar 5 5:48 PM 2008. In , Joke
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Mother-in-law (joke)
    by Blackwings 100 words, 11 comments, on Mar 16 12:18 PM 2008
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. Tiplets (joke)
    by IvoryRose 100 words, 3 comments, on Mar 17 12:52 AM 2008. In , Adult, Joke
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  4. The Boy and the Priest
    One day, a little boy was riding his bike down the road. A priest was walking along the sidewalk as he did so often. As the little boy ro
    by FreeStyleBlue 300 words, 6 comments, on Mar 5 3:37 PM 2008. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  5. The bootlegged...thing
    Ok ok ok! So, so (i'm not illiterate i just want to create the illusion), one day a DVD company was holding a survey for new given DVD's in
    by C-r-a-z-y 200 words, 1 comment, on Mar 5 7:28 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  6. The Computers Big Day Out
    Finally finished, Come check it out lol
    by abba12 900 words, 15 comments, on Oct 20 5:44 PM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  7. Garry Glitter
    by Con-man <100 words, 6 comments, on Mar 8 3:27 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  8. Blond Tracks
    1 / One day, there are three blonds walking along in the woods.23 / Suddenly, one of them spots some tracks in the mud.4
    by MoonRoseWolf 100 words, 16 comments, on Mar 9 3:32 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  9. Warning: Sort Of Crude Joke
    by RegalTheft 100 words, 14 comments, on Feb 20 6:59 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  10. Last Orders.
    by Elisabeth 400 words, 34 comments, on Mar 11 7:02 PM 2008. In , Fiction, Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  11. Dirty Redneck Joke
    by Tumbleweed 100 words, 1 comment, on Mar 12 10:48 AM 2008. In Adult, Gross, Redneck
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  12. Error: Unable to find finalist item 145594, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]

Entries [14]

1 - 14 of 14
  • The Kitten & The Bird
    Once upon a time, a kitty lived in a cave. He had a dearth of friends, and was very sad. Yet he had a lifetime food supply, which he eventu
    by Insanity RainRue 200 words, 2 comments, on Mar 6 8:24 PM 2008. In
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The Family Tradition
    Jeremiah turned twenty-one on a sunny summer day in northern Vermont. He was very excited about this, not only because he was of legal drinking age, but because all his life he had heard about the family tradition. Supposed
    by Araina 300 words, 2 comments, on Mar 18 12:49 PM 2008. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • 10 things you will never hear a redneck say
    Ten Don'ts of Being a redneck
    by Surfingfarmhand 100 words, 6 comments, on Feb 20 6:47 PM 2008. In Humor, Other
    • Viewed by judge. Prewrite

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