Let's Have It, Then!

Okay, basically, it's like this- I've got over a thousand points to blow, and I only want the best. I want Asfand/Delfishie/hey incendiary/Gary Alexander type stuff. You don't have to be a big name on storywrite by any means, but you need to be a good writer.

RULES
1. Not insanely long, unless you are positive you can keep my interest

2. Use near-perfect grammar. I forgive spelling faster than I forgive misplaced commas.


That's it! You can have profanity, violence, erotica, whatever makes your story the BEST.

Hints-
I'm sick of a) child abuse poems b- cheesy vampire stories and c) stories about other writers. Please people. Step it up.
However, if you have a truly GOOD story that focuses around these things, you're good to go. Give me ANYTHING as long as it's the best.


I will D'Q anybody who posts a truly sucky story, and when the contest is over, I will place your name PROMINENTLY in the message that everybody gets. It will look like this-
CHEESETASTIC AUTHORS
Callthexylophone- with her whiny portrayal of Elizabethan life after a truly tremendous thunderstorm.
Brittanyshanae- who sunk low enough to post a story about the time her dog took a dump in a port-o-let and she was grounded for a week.

etc.

Write on!

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on March 10, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 1000, Silver: 200, Bronze: 100, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Hey guys, and congrats! I decided to end the contest early, because I knew that you just couldn't wait to get the results, right? This contest was insanely (I mean INSANELY) hard to judge because I had about eight FANTASTIC entries (with about 20 so so stories). They all honestly deserved gold, but I only have one to give out, and it went to the story Slip, which was crazy and disgusting and gross and perfectly written. Next to Frameshift, which I would love to see made into a movie. Third place to Carnal Knowledge, because that story made me laugh almost the whole time. Fires in Siberia, Where the Buffalo Roam, and The Fool each deserve a gold, honestly. The writing in each was fantastic, but I didn't feel that each was the best best best it could have been. I give special points to each of the last four, because they wrote about original topics. Props to you kids. Thanks to everybody for entering!

Contest Winners

  1. Slip
    by dreamshell 12400 words, 27 comments, on Jan 28 10:31 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, First person, Horror, Science fiction, Short story, Strange
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. Frameshift: Good At Being Gone
    Josh Shepherd has just woken up from ten years of amnesia. That'd be bad enough. Except he's shot, crazy and might be a serial killer....
    by Ryan786i 29700 words, 7 comments, on Jan 18 2:24 AM 2008. In Action, Science fiction, Screenplay
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Carnal Knowledge
    Carnal Knowledge / / There is on the whole, without any question of a doubt, no subject upon the school curriculum, which spread more amus
    by The Racing Snake 1200 words, 50 comments, on May 16 8:03 AM 2007. In Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. Where the Buffalo Roam
    WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM1 / This was the stuff of kid’s dreams when I was growing up back in the day.2 / “Make your play.”3 / Almost as o
    by Maninblack 6400 words, 13 comments, on Jan 24 6:33 AM 2008
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. Fires In Siberia
    An outlaw in Russia decides on the life of a dog.
    by hey incendiary 600 words, 7 comments, on Mar 3 1:58 PM 2008. In Realism, Slice of life, The life of a rabbit
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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