Favorite Joke

Hello,

This is a very simple contest. I'm in the mood for jokes. So tell me *one* of your favorite jokes. Just one, mind you. It can be one you've heard before, or one you've made up yourself.

The funniest one will get the gold, winner take all.

Rules:

1. SPELLING. GRAMMAR. Really, I doubt whatever joke you'll submit will be that long. Is it so much to ask that it's readable? So please, check spelling and grammar. Thanks.
2. No racist jokes, please.
3. I don't mind crude jokes, but they'd better be funny.
4. The more obscure your joke, the better. I'd like to read ones that I've never heard before.


....I can't think of any more rules. I hope you have fun with this! I'm looking forward to reading the entries. :-)

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on March 4, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 50, Bronze: 25
  • Final notes:
    Okay, so I realize that I originally indicated that the contest was "winner take all." However, it was IMPOSSIBLE to choose just one favorite. Thus, I added some more points into the contest and created two more trophies.

    Thank you to all those who participated. Your jokes were funny and I enjoyed reading them. Also, thank you to Chuck Norris for existing.

    Oh, and sorry for the wait!

Contest Winners

  1. Favorite Joke
    by SaitoKojima <100 words, 7 comments, on Feb 19 7:18 AM 2008. In Humor, Inspirational, Love
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  2. Error: Unable to find finalist item 145586, it seems to have been deleted :( [remove]
  3. Brian the Chicken
    by t3h-zomb13 200 words, 7 comments, on Feb 19 8:43 PM 2008. In , Humor
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

Entries [18]

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  • Christmas spirit
    Just before Christmas, a letter arrived at a Post Office sorting depot simply addressed in shaky handwriting: “To God.”1 / A postal worker opened the letter and read: “I am an 83 year old widow.
    by Maninblack 200 words, 8 comments, on Feb 19 5:03 AM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • [ Metal Note: Take this to mind, this is very stereotypical to asians. Not racist mind you. Read at your own descretion.1 ]
    Metal Note: Take this to mind, this is very stereotypical to asians. Not racist mind you. Read at your own descretion.1 / Do you remember the attack on 9 / 11? Do you remember George Bush when he w
    by Azzy Bear 100 words, 4 comments, on Feb 19 6:48 AM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Option 10
    'Tis for Dave's contest, and so what if it's irrelevant, I just wanted to get this in there
    by Ninja Bubble <100 words, 13 comments, on Feb 3 3:33 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • The Wish
    A man walked into a bar, where he occupied one of the more than ample supply, of stools. 1 / “A beer my man,” he said, as he placed a box he was carrying, on the bar. While the bar tender got hi
    by ablelaz 400 words, 10 comments, on Feb 19 3:32 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Tea Time
    REALLY CRUDE, but I about died when I heard it!
    by AllOuta 200 words, 15 comments, on Feb 19 6:10 PM 2008. In
    • Commented on by judge.
  • her daddy is a doctor
    her Daddy is a doctor, she is so proud of him. / He gave to her a stethoscope, because she was his kin. / She never could pronounce its name, she was only four after all, / she brought it with her everywh
    by Elvenfairy 100 words, 9 comments, on Oct 9 5:45 PM 2007. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite
  • "F***, I Missed!"
    One day, a priest took one of his younger pupils out for a round of golf, hoping to somehow talk some sense into him. You see, this young priest-to-be had a rebellious streak, and a bad cursing habit. 1
    by sberendt 200 words, 20 comments, on Feb 19 8:41 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • The Pope and Hilary Rodham Clinton
    The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me……."
    by TheBlueRoad 200 words, 6 comments, on Feb 21 5:43 PM 2008. In Hilary clinton, Joke, Politic, The pope
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Joke
    by VainfulSideEffects 100 words, 8 comments, on Feb 20 6:14 PM 2008. In Humor
    • Commented on by judge.
  • 10 things you will never hear a redneck say
    Ten Don'ts of Being a redneck
    by Surfingfarmhand 100 words, 6 comments, on Feb 20 6:47 PM 2008. In Humor, Other
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Warning: Sort Of Crude Joke
    by RegalTheft 100 words, 14 comments, on Feb 20 6:59 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.
  • Talking to Bushes
    by Night Terrors 100 words, 7 comments, on Feb 21 12:25 PM 2008
    • Commented on by judge.

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