Random prompt contest!

I want the most random stories you can come up. I want anything and everything that is utterly random. It can be new or old. As long as you mention one of these. {{Brownie points if you use more}} I'll put your point score in the comment. The higher the points the better, although it's not only judged on the points. Originality is damn important.

Prompts Each = 30 points Bonus points depend on how you use them to how many bonus points. I can randomly give out more points when I feel it is needed.

Prompts:
Aliens (Green, four eyes)
Fairies (Purple, orange bikini's)
Pumpkins (Bonus points for this)
Orange (The colour not fruit)
3ft Giants
10ft Midgets
Teddy bears taking over the world
A plant that can talk
A couch
Mu'ant Body parts (Mutant)
Wriggle wriggle wriggle
Oh! I got your nose
C is for cookie
Rawrzleberry pop tarts
Gummy Bear Sex
Polka Dots
Shoo fly! Don't bother me
Cheese
Potato's
The Tomato Joke (Wanna know what it is message me)
Snozzleplonk (Double extra points if you can figure out what it is.)


I'll be adding more when I think of them, Any idea's you think I should use message me. Also I'll be adding more points before the end of the contest. I promise.

Okay The dreaded Rules:
1. No poems, StoryWrite not AllPoetry.
2. Please have some decent spelling and grammar, I don't care if it's not perfect but just understandable.
3. No TYpinG LikE ThIs with sticky caps. It's annoying.
4. Have fun!
5. I suppose I'll limit you to 3000, I do have some kind of life... Well not really... So anywhere up to 3000, it can be four words if you like but it has to be good.

I will comment on every single story!

And when I say random, I mean random. You could be sitting on a couch and then a purple fairy pops up. Honest to god, unexpected absolutely crazy random stories. Please!!!!

And if you don't enter I'll sick the little green aliens on you.

You can enter more than once.

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on February 20, 2008
  • Rewards: Gold: 210, Silver: 155, Bronze: 105, Honorable mention: 1 people
  • Final notes:
    Sorry I ended this early, but no one was entering. I would have loved to give you all first place, but unfortunately I can't. But it was very good all up. ^.^ You should be proud.

    I had fun reading your stories. I hope you all do something lovely with the points.

Contest Winners

  1. by Blurith 1700 words, 21 comments, on May 16 8:59 AM 2007. In Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Pirate
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. "Hi! I am Timmy. I am a teddy bear. I like cookies and I plan to take over the world. Please read my-"1 / A little purple fairy comes in. Zap! "Jeez Timmy! I leave to go to a bleach (No typos
    by risktravel1newmoon 400 words, 1 comment, on Feb 9 5:40 PM 2008
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]
  3. there was once a beautiful yet ugly pirate queen. / / Colonies were not yet established. The pirate queen had a plate of freshly baked ch
    by plurangel 600 words, 15 comments, on May 16 6:31 AM 2007. In Battle, Cookies!!!!, Humor, Other, Pirates, Weird
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. I close my eyes as I sit with the laptop in my lap, gripping my head irritably. I am trying to think of another story, something that would
    by Silverwit 500 words, 7 comments, on Feb 10 6:08 PM 2008. In , Fantasy, Other, Random
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. [remove]

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  • callthexylophone
    February 11, 2008
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    I think you have a little problem with plurals.
    You wouldn't say "I have three apple's," you'd say "I have three apples." When you put an apostrophe s, 's, that shows either a contraction (apple is, as in "that apple's big!") or possesion (belonging to the apple, as in "that apple's stem is nasty and EWW IT'S A WORM!!!") Sorry for being anal, but who wants to enter their best story in a contest where the very judge has poor grammar?

    • HoneyAngel
      February 12, 2008
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      Well if you don't want to enter it don't. Simple as that. We all make mistakes, but I thank you for correcting me. I know I have a problem with grammar. Sounds like you were trying to be rude though, so I feel slightly offended by it. Which is sad, because being a drama student I take criticism very well.