I'm curious -- what do you think is the worst thing you've ever written? There are so many contests around here asking to submit your best, but I think sometimes our own perceptions can be warped, and what we ourselves think is our worst can actually be quite wonderful.
So give me your worst, people! I'm so looking forward to reading and commenting on your pieces!
RULES:
1) Enter what you want, though I would prefer English and I would prefer a readable layout.
2) Violence is fine, erotic is fine, language is fine.
3) Yerp, that's all for the rules.
Well, this is my first contest guys soooo... help me have a good one, and good luck!
So give me your worst, people! I'm so looking forward to reading and commenting on your pieces!
RULES:
1) Enter what you want, though I would prefer English and I would prefer a readable layout.
2) Violence is fine, erotic is fine, language is fine.
3) Yerp, that's all for the rules.
Well, this is my first contest guys soooo... help me have a good one, and good luck!
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on December 26, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 300, Silver: 100, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 3 people
- Final notes: Wow, thank you so much for an amazing contest (43 entries!). Your 'worst' pieces ended up being (I admit with embarrassment) much better than I expected. It was so fun to read and comment on your work.
Thanks again, and congratulations to the winners!
annye - okapishomapi
Contest Winners
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But She’s A Pit Bull1 / A lot of things have happened in my life. I’m sure I have endless tales to tell you, some of them happy and some ofby Summer Lion 1500 words, 7 comments, on Nov 8 10:47 PM 2007. In Family, First person, Society
Bronze trophy winner
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The young woman carefully picked up the snapshot, holding the edges, careful not to touch the interior color. 1 / Seeing the photo once mor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
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-Prelude: The Tribe-1 / They ran in all directions, screeching like falcons, leaping like dogs; great commotion swelled within the many huts and fire pits. The men wore bearskins with hair that wby Andrew Timothy 1700 words, 5 comments, on Feb 9 6:35 PM 2007. In Drama, Historical fiction, War
Honorable mention
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Fate is like a peanut butter and windshield wiper fluid sandwich. If you eat it, you will go blind. Similar to how believing in fate leavesby Blurith 800 words, 34 comments, on May 19 3:21 PM 2007. In Fiction, First person, Humor, Short story Honorable mention
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Entries [31]
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Kayla was just piling up the final files of her document and was ready to call it a night when her secretary Lisa knocked and popped her he• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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So, let me explain. Kay, you know that ghetto Filipino hair dresser up in Waipahu? ou know the one, ah? Get the pink ceiling and they alway• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The Elf maiden was packing her bag for her big journey. As she was packing she decided she had better pack a snack. After looking around shby J-Menz223 600 words, 3 comments, on Sep 13 9:34 PM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Miss Hanako Cullen 2400 words, 5 comments, on Oct 30 4:04 AM 2007. In Adventure, Fantasy, Fiction, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Dark Emo Koji 100 words, 1 comment, on Nov 19 10:22 AM 2007. In Depression• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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I was in the middle of a huge mansion. I don't know why I did it, but I snuck in and looked around. There was...darkness, but nothing else.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by VioletStrike 600 words, 9 comments, on Dec 22 10:44 PM 2006. In Fiction, First person, Inspirational, Romance, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The soft sound of a door closing and the quiet creeping of steps were the only audible things in the dark, desolate bedroom that houby Hope Marie 1500 words, 1 comment, on Jul 1 3:24 PM 2007. In Christian, Death, Hope, Inspirational, Sad• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Deep within the night, woken from sleep, Nolan moaned in disappointment. “This better be good”, he growled to the unknown person in his sleeping quarters. / “There’s a ritual starting! A ritual!” exclaimed his wife, whoby The Kingpin 700 words, 2 comments, on Oct 27 12:55 AM 2007• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A story about romance and feeling happy.by SaitoKojima 200 words, 15 comments, on Sep 9 2:55 PM 2007. In Humor, Inspirational, Love, Romance• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by The Racing Snake 1900 words, 5 comments, on Nov 26 12:53 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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She’s in my dreams and I can’t get her out.1 / Black silvery hair with deep blue eyes, depths so deep.2 / I was in love so powerful I couldn’t escape.• Commented on by judge.
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Soon his third shot of tequila sat in the glass. It didn't have to wait long to drag a bitter burning trail down his throat. It was cheap.by Paragonz Shadow 500 words, 5 comments, on Dec 10 4:52 AM 2007. In Dark, Depression, Fiction, Love• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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GOLD DIGGER / April 20th, 2007, 2:30 in the morning, lightning struck, thunder cracked, and the wind roared, what a night for one of the biggest rainstorms to hit the small town of Triple kings. Danny was cradli• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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“Markel Mcphee,” she said, under her breath. “If he’s here, he needs money.” / Jessica called the receptionist from her desk and told herby whichcraft 2500 words, 4 comments, on Sep 13 11:10 AM 2007. In Contemporary, Fiction, Love, Romance, Short story, Third person
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1 / Chapter 12 / Ninjas on the Run3 / “Come on Shenta!,”Itaro said.”I am,”Shenta said.They were hoping from building to building in theby Kyoshoro Wolf 400 words, 7 comments, on Nov 26 9:59 PM 2007. In Fantasy• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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1 / The Black Ninja2 / Chapter 1(Part two)3 / Ninjas on the Run4 / Shenta and Itaro were leaning against• Viewed by judge. Prewrite
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by VirginiaDarling 1000 words, 12 comments, on Sep 24 11:02 AM 2007. In Contest, Inspirational, Young adult• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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A young girl played in the shadowed corner of her mother’s house. Along the opposite wall there was a bed. It was covered in white sheets. On top of the bed lay a woman. She wa• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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As we walked down the street, I looked over my shoulder. It was late, and the moon was at her highest point in the sky, staring scornfullyby xxxWhisper-Sorrowxxx 700 words, 5 comments, on Jun 20 2:39 AM 2007. In Drama, First person, Pain, Short story• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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The doctor sat quietly, her perfectly shaped legs crossed as she gazed at me. She looked as though she was the queen of the world, as long as she was protected by her large desk. The clock ticked loudly, reminding me that my• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Uploaded for the 'worst ever' competitionby Palkab 700 words, 1 comment, on Dec 15 11:40 AM 2007• Commented on by judge.
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does this mean that the worst entry wins? lol nah umm... how do we know what is our worst?
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I really just want what YOU think is your worst. Or, you can give me the piece that has the least comment, or the most negative comment. I really do want your opinion though, not everyone else's. One's own worst matters, don't you think?
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