Here's a chance to sound off and get it out of your system, all in good fun. Rhyme is optional for this challenge, but meter is mandatory, and I'll give a 200 point bonus to anyone who nails the rhythm. Keep it clean (G-rated) and reasonably short (40-ish line maximum).
I'll start the ball rolling with a not-for-judging entry of my own.
Meter Maid has run 73 contests since joining in 2010.