Contest Innuendo! by MysticalMachineGunEdit

Prompt

(Veronica)Hey everyone! It's us again, and on with a new challenge. I don't know about you guys, but it seems like the world is full of innuendo. It always has a way of making it's way in everyday life. It absolutely makes me laugh everytime! I was looking at some pics, and being the big innuendo fan I am, thought it'd make a great contest. So, what Andrew and I want is some bloody awesome innuendo. One sentence of the best you've got. Now you tell em, mi amor. *hands it over to Andrew*

(Andrew) Yes we want some of your wittiest adult oriented nudge nudge wink winkeries to help ease the strain of our inner perverts, awaiting release from the choking grasp of this politically correct society we must all plough through

Here's the rules, people:

1. Must be only ONE sentence.

2. Only innuendo, the more 'innocent', the better.

3. No outright pervertedness. It wouldn't be an innuendo if it was out there.

4. No paedophilia.

5. Once again, ONE SENTENCE.

And, that's it. You guys have fun on this one. Go all out and just have fun. The more creative, the better.

About the Host

MysticalMachineGun has run 3 contests since joining in 2010.

Judging Notes

(Veronica) Hey everyone! On behalf of Andrew and myself, we'd like to thank you all on your participation. We had a great time reading these (a little too much fun, if you ask me *wink wink*). Thank you all for entering.
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