Contest Innuendo! by MysticalMachineGunEdit
Prompt
(Veronica)Hey everyone! It's us again, and on with a new challenge. I don't know about you guys, but it seems like the world is full of innuendo. It always has a way of making it's way in everyday life. It absolutely makes me laugh everytime! I was looking at some pics, and being the big innuendo fan I am, thought it'd make a great contest. So, what Andrew and I want is some bloody awesome innuendo. One sentence of the best you've got. Now you tell em, mi amor. *hands it over to Andrew*
(Andrew) Yes we want some of your wittiest adult oriented nudge nudge wink winkeries to help ease the strain of our inner perverts, awaiting release from the choking grasp of this politically correct society we must all plough through
Here's the rules, people:
1. Must be only ONE sentence.
2. Only innuendo, the more 'innocent', the better.
3. No outright pervertedness. It wouldn't be an innuendo if it was out there.
4. No paedophilia.
5. Once again, ONE SENTENCE.
And, that's it. You guys have fun on this one. Go all out and just have fun. The more creative, the better.
(Andrew) Yes we want some of your wittiest adult oriented nudge nudge wink winkeries to help ease the strain of our inner perverts, awaiting release from the choking grasp of this politically correct society we must all plough through
Here's the rules, people:
1. Must be only ONE sentence.
2. Only innuendo, the more 'innocent', the better.
3. No outright pervertedness. It wouldn't be an innuendo if it was out there.
4. No paedophilia.
5. Once again, ONE SENTENCE.
And, that's it. You guys have fun on this one. Go all out and just have fun. The more creative, the better.
- This contest was judged on Feb 20 2010 10:40 AM.
- Awards 250 for gold, 150 for silver, 100 for bronze. 5 honorable mentions.
- Categories: Adult stories, Good writing stories, Humor stories, Imaginative stories, Originality stories. 1 views
- Anonymous - host reads via 'read all'
- Prewrites were not accepted.
About the Host
MysticalMachineGun has run 3 contests since joining in 2010.
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Our sister site for storiesJudging Notes
(Veronica) Hey everyone! On behalf of Andrew and myself, we'd like to thank you all on your participation. We had a great time reading these (a little too much fun, if you ask me *wink wink*). Thank you all for entering.
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Winners • Read 6 • Read all 11
Did I Say That Out Loud? - Seamus • New write, • commented Hi, would you like to feel something swell?- C
Been saving this for a while - the creeper • New write, • commented I hope this isnt too out there, but im a blatant perv so its hard for me to be subtle. lo
- Did I Say That Out Loud?Hi, would you like to feel something swell?
- InnuendoSlip the letter into the envelope, lick it, stick it, and into the slot with it.
- Sexual Innuendo.
- CE: Innuendo IIHomework, Yeah!
- Been saving this for a whileI hope this isnt too out there, but im a blatant perv so its hard for me to be subtle. lol
- The Glade Commercialplug it in, plug it in!
Entries
- Pjewelry box - plurangel • New write, • not commented So if a man call's his penis, his "Family jewels," Does that mean a woman's vagina is a "jewe
- C Been saving this for a while - the creeper • New write, • commented I hope this isnt too out there, but im a blatant perv so its hard for me to be subtle. lo
- Did I Say That Out Loud? - Seamus • New write, • commented Hi, would you like to feel something swell?
- TGrammar - musical tai • New write, • commented Practive safe text, use commas so that you never miss a period!
That's a great picture, for sure. Let's see if I can bust my brain for an entry.