That's weird, eh?

I want some bizarre, strange, weird concepts. Make me think. I want you to come at something from an angle that I've never seen before. Or a "what if the world was..." sort of thing. I don't really care as long as it's sort of weird and makes me think.

The more bizarre the better.

HOWEVER!! There are some rules. :]

1. Spell it right.

2. Readable grammar at the VERY LEAST.

3. I DoN'T knO Wha+ DiS Is AnD d0n'T WanNa KnO.

4. Prewrites are fine as long as they fit.

5. Word limit.... keep it to a few thousand at most. You will NOT be marked down for something short. What you write needs to hold my attention all the way through, so perhaps briefer is even better.

6. Don't overdo the swearing but a little is fine.

7. Are you reading my rules?? If so throw "You're the human magic marker, won't you please surprise my eyes" into your authors notes. Also, I'd like you to tell me what you think that picture up there is of.

Hmmm... oh yeah

8. A fanfic will get no points from me if I don't know the fic that you're using. Check with me first or just don't do it. I don't see how you could do it with this theme anyhoo.

9. Don't whinge about my comments... I promise to be constructive I will try to comment all entries.


That's it! Now go!! Let your mind wander free through valleys of the strange and improbable!! Sorry the points are low... But it's all I got.

HAVE FUN

~Talia

Contest is Over

  • Contest was judged on November 10, 2007
  • Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 75, Bronze: 50, Honorable mention: 3 people
  • Final notes:
    Sorry it took so long to judge... But the world is a crazy place. Thanks to everyone who entered, there was some really awesome stuff in there. For the record the picture was of a tin of varnish that had gone off.
    Peace out everyone
    ~Talia

Contest Winners

  1. Suzy Blake woke up on a dreary Monday morning; little did she know that her boyfriend had a little surprise for her.
    by HeartSxAnDxStripeS 1300 words, 10 comments, on Aug 12 7:57 AM 2007. In Action, Dark, Fiction, Murder, Sad, Weird
    Gold trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  2. He sat on the doctor's examination table, holding the back of the thin cloth gown tightly behind him as the doctor shifted through his note
    by roars-in-public 900 words, 4 comments, on Apr 9 10:14 PM 2007. In Fiction, Fragment, Other, Science fiction, Short story, Society, Uned
    Silver trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  3. Brain Transplants can be a LOT of trouble.
    by Delfishie 1200 words, 27 comments, on Aug 5 8:05 PM 2007. In Humor, Weird
    Bronze trophy winner
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  4. "Let's see. Christoph Lowe, dead. Amelia Eriksen, dead. Paris Hilton..." Here a most undignified snort was heard. "Ha, I wish. Ah, here we are. Michael Midgett. &nbs
    by ww2b 2100 words, 1 comment, on Oct 7 8:57 AM 2007. In Fiction, Humor
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  5. He stiffened imperceptibly as her grip tightened at the front of his shirt. They had been watching the sunset from his roof for a while whe
    by chintzy faberge 1000 words, 41 comments, on Oct 14 2:22 PM 2007. In Words
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]
  6. My Mum has a patient. She is fine in everyway, healthy, happy; she can look after herself at home, feed, clothe and clean herself. She is a
    by k8fairy 200 words, 5 comments, on Oct 2 10:40 PM 2007. In Life, Strange, Thoughts, Weird
    Honorable mention
    • Commented on by judge. Prewrite [remove]

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  • Fervent-Author
    October 7, 2007
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    "you're the human magic marker, won't you please suprise my eyes"


  • roars-in-public
    November 10, 2007
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    An off tin of varnish? That's not cool at all. It looks like something better than that...
    ...Anyway, thanks for the silver! Yay for random contests 'bout random things... =^.^=