Hello! Writers ,
I'm giving away all the points I've ever earned on storywrite , for fun sake . So I would want something inclined to the extreme side of humor . Hey , but its hard for me to get the sophisticated and technical side of it . So I've always preferred light humor . I hope I'm making myself clear . If you've any doubt regarding this , you can comment on the contest , or message me for clarification . Keep cheap humor to yourself . I don't want it . If you're entering my contest , you have to accept one of my dares .
I DARE YOU...
(1.) MAKE HIM LAUGH...
HE'S WITHIN HIS POOL OF MISERY . GET HIM OUT OF THAT STATE . CHEER HIM UP! (Maybe he's feeling suicidal)
(2.) BE THE BEST!
I'VE THE NERVE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH . I CHALLENGE YOU . TRY BEING BETTER THAN ME...(Post anything in the category of humor . But no cheap humor please .)
(3.) CHANGE THEIR EXPRESSION
YOU'RE WITHIN A GROUP OF SERIOUS PEOPLE . CHANGE THEIR EXPRESSION . MAKE THEM LAUGH .
(4.) BE THE FINEST JOKE!
YOUR MATH TEACHER IS A DEDICATED ONE . SHE DOESN'T PREFER JOKES IN HER CLASS . SO YOU CAN'T CRACK ONE , INSTANTLY , OR SHE WILL TURN YOU OUT OF THE CLASSROOM . ASK HER A STUPID QUESTION RELATING CALCULATIONS . TRY BEING HAZY , AND MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF . LET THE WHOLE CLASS INCLUDING THE TEACHER LAUGH AT YOU .
I'm giving away all the points I've ever earned on storywrite , for fun sake . So I would want something inclined to the extreme side of humor . Hey , but its hard for me to get the sophisticated and technical side of it . So I've always preferred light humor . I hope I'm making myself clear . If you've any doubt regarding this , you can comment on the contest , or message me for clarification . Keep cheap humor to yourself . I don't want it . If you're entering my contest , you have to accept one of my dares .
I DARE YOU...
(1.) MAKE HIM LAUGH...
HE'S WITHIN HIS POOL OF MISERY . GET HIM OUT OF THAT STATE . CHEER HIM UP! (Maybe he's feeling suicidal)
(2.) BE THE BEST!
I'VE THE NERVE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH . I CHALLENGE YOU . TRY BEING BETTER THAN ME...(Post anything in the category of humor . But no cheap humor please .)
(3.) CHANGE THEIR EXPRESSION
YOU'RE WITHIN A GROUP OF SERIOUS PEOPLE . CHANGE THEIR EXPRESSION . MAKE THEM LAUGH .
(4.) BE THE FINEST JOKE!
YOUR MATH TEACHER IS A DEDICATED ONE . SHE DOESN'T PREFER JOKES IN HER CLASS . SO YOU CAN'T CRACK ONE , INSTANTLY , OR SHE WILL TURN YOU OUT OF THE CLASSROOM . ASK HER A STUPID QUESTION RELATING CALCULATIONS . TRY BEING HAZY , AND MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF . LET THE WHOLE CLASS INCLUDING THE TEACHER LAUGH AT YOU .
Contest is Over
- Contest was judged on August 13, 2007
- Rewards: Gold: 100, Silver: 30, Bronze: 15, Honorable mention: 2 people
- Final notes: YAY! I managed to help myself . While arranging those stories in the right order in my finalists list , I made some mistake initially . And that dragged the winner story to rank three . I'm glad I could figure out the way to put it in the right order . Or else , I guess I would have submitted the results in the same incorrect sequence . I've been fair in passing my judgement . Trust me . And I guess I've done it perfectly . If you think that I've been unfair , please forgive me . I wanted to reserve ten more points for the honorable mentions , but I wasn't left with any . I'd used up all by then . Oh well , I've never hosted a contest before , so it was fun being THE JUDGE .
- To judge this contest, you need to have at least as many finalists as you have rewards. You have 4 awards but only 1 finalist.
Contest Winners
Entries [9]
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so your on the search for a new mp3 player / here is a couple of hints / never go with ur mum she wants the cheapest of them all. / always choose a dull clor, what you wanted to be different / alw• Commented on by judge.
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All the cool kids are doing it.• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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Contains mild swearing. Viewer discretion is advised. '.'• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
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by Andrew Timothy 500 words, 30 comments, on May 29 7:48 PM 2007. In First person, Humor, Other, Young adult
Honorable mention
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by I Dare to Dream 700 words, 2 comments, on Aug 12 6:57 PM 2007. In Humor• Commented on by judge.
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Having just been fired, Derek and Gavin found themselves free of all burdens. Watching the gravball finals on TV, living off of cold beer aby yoshi97 2700 words, 5 comments, on Aug 8 8:52 PM 2007. In Fiction, Humor, Science fiction, Short story, Third person• Commented on by judge. Prewrite
Silver trophy winner
Gold trophy winner
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Hey , sure (mutilationobsession) . Do enter if you like . Its open for all
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Hey how long does this have to be? Can we just put up one joke and expect to win???
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I'm really sorry for the inconvenience . Try fitting your matter within 5000 words . Well , if not possible , then its your choice . You can exceed this limit if you want . I should have specified this on the post page .
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I need help . Can I enter a story too? Who will judge for me?
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What do you mean by 'dare'?
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Hi! So you're the writer of 'Middle of the Ocean' . I liked your story . Perhaps , you picked on the second option out of the four . Your story didn't fit in it so well . But hey , its okay . All the best to you for the contest , and thanks a lot for entering .
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Can I?
hey i wanna ask...
i wrote a parody of sleeping beauty...
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Sure . Give in your best . If your story fits in the category of humor , do post it up (if you want to enter) . Quick! Its open for only one more entry .
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I'm so sorry . I tried editting the contest for your entry . I tried adding a 13 to the previously recorded number 12 to the 'desired number of entries column' , but it didn't work out . Perhaps because the contest has already closed for judgement . Hey , I'll try earning more points and host the same contest again . Oh but till then , I'll read and comment on your story , anyway .
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I need help . How do I reset the finalists?
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Thank you for the HM!
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